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4:20 p.m. - 2001-11-09


i am alive

i am typing on my back and can't see the keyboard, but rest assured, for the time being, i am alive

thanks for all the emails and messages and such. y'all are too sweet.

the worst part about the whole thing was the IV going in my wrist. it was all downhill from there.

i'm sore now. i'm in bed, working on the laptop and amazing myself at being able to do this in bed.

they shaved my pubes. i look like a really, really bad porn star. i've never had my pubes shaved. i feel invigorated.

i said some pretty stupid things that i will talk about in my next update.

right now i'm still a little tired.

you people are great.

i'm alive

peace out.

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