THE BITCH IS BACK

I swear to God...I just typed out a long entry detailing my last week and going over some new rules I have for this diary if I'm going to be sticking around here and then Explorer crashed on me just as I was typing my infamous "Peace Out" signature line.

Bill Gates...you can hug my root, you ruthless turkey turd.

...You know...if Bill Gates is actually the person who invented Explorer.

I'll be damned if I know for sure. I don't keep up with who invents what. Jesus Harold Christ...hellooooo?? I have a life over here.

Anyway...I'm back and have a shitload to tell you, but it's going to have to wait since I just wasted the last 75 minutes typing out an entry that's completely gone now.

Maybe I can get you up-to-date during my lunch break.

We'll see.