HOT OFF THE PRESS...REALLY BAD SADDAM JOKES

Q: Why did Saddam Hussein cross the road?

A: Because he had a U.S. soldier pointing a loaded rifle at the back of his head and was told repeatedly to do so or get his brains blown out all over the dirt road.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: Saddam's lice-infested scalp.

Q: How many Iraqi soldiers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: There are no more Iraqi soldiers. They caught Saddam. Haven't you heard? Jesus man ... get cable or something.

Gosh...how I love writing really bad jokes.

And for those of you who missed it, there was a super special Sunday edition of Uncle Bob yesterday!

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