BEER

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts".

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished chugging it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him another beer. He gulped the beer down and when it was gone, he said, "Quick, I need another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" she yelled. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed and said "Oh shit, it's started."