Uncle Bob's Diary O' Chuckles

8:20 a.m. - 2004-08-23

GUESS WHAT I AM?

I'm sick.

Here's my symptoms ... fever, dizziness, coughing, cold chills, intense body aches and the inability to stand up for a long period of time.

No nausea or congestion.

Anyway, I'm just checking in to say "I'm sick" and garner your sympathy by osmosis.

I have a huge rant that I wanted to share with you today about my intense hatred for drunk and obnoxious rich people, but that'll have to wait until I can sit up for longer than two minutes.

Peace.

Out.

I'm goin' to the doctor.

I'm sick.

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