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6:30 a.m. - 2005-05-12


The entire family is sitting here watching "The Doodlebops" on the Playhouse Disney channel at 6:30 in the morning..

If you haven't seen these freaks, it's two guys and a girl and they're all painted in different colors. They have their own little rock band that plays rock songs for kids like "Eat Your Cereal Now You Fucking Brat" and "Show The Bus Driver Your Pee-Pee". Really creepy shit.

That's them.

So Susie and I are sitting here, watching Andrew dancing around to their lame-ass songs performed by lisping, mincing young men in body paint.

"Do you think watching the Doodlebops will make Andrew gay?" Susie asked.

"No," I answered. "I think the undeniable urge to suck a large amount of dick and tongue guys' asses will accomplish that."

Who says I'm not rational?

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