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8:16 a.m. - 2005-06-02


This doesn't make a bit of sense to me.

You know those commercials for the M&M Amazing Candy Bar??

The ones with the contortionists on them?

Specifically, the one with the girl who lays face down on the floor and then runs circles around her body because she can twist her hips in any direction?

I'd like to give those commercials a shiny gold "What the Fuck?" award.

The reason the contortionists are doing all these things to their bodies is to "magically" open the wrapper on the candy bar so they can eat it.

Nevermind the fact that if they had half a brain, they'd just tear the wrapper off and the candy bar would be history in the time it takes for the commercial to finish.

Who in the hell came up with this brilliant marketing strategy?

"Let's make a commercial that makes it look like the candy bar is so difficult to unwrap that only people with fucked-up bone structures can open them!!"

"Brilliant, Murphy!! Call the local freak show and get some spineless handicaps down here, stat!"

I'm boycotting those candy bars just for their commercials alone.

I am!!

Oh ... who the hell am I kidding?

I ate three of them yesterday.

(The peanut butter one's the best, FYI)

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