Uncle Bob's Diary O' Chuckles

6:20 a.m. - 2005-06-10

GONE DADDY GONE DADDY GONE GONE GONE

I am going on vacation and won't be updating this crazy bitch until Friday, June 17th at the earliest.

Everyone be safe, don't do anything stupid and pray I don't maim an in-law or two in the next seven days.

Remind me when I get back to tell you (eventually) about the 25 year-old prank phone call tape that my old college roomie Dave sent me this week.

Holy shit ... was I ever an ignorant sonofabuck back then.

Hugs and kisses (the fake kind),

Me

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