ANDREW BARKS ... I JUMP

To prove that I read Andrew's Diaryland News,
here's a survey for you to take that I have come up with since I haven't devised a survey in years.

I'm not sure if it's as dull as I think it is. I think the key to a good survey is a survey where you really WANT to know the person's answers to each of the questions. I'm not sure I've really accomplished this, but you can go check and see for yourself if you want.

I think in my last survey a few years back I asked questions that I was actually anxious to read people's answers to.

This time I'm only really interested to see if you'd bang your pet or lose an appendage.

I know.

I'm sick that way.

(ETA: Alright ... some of you are taking the survey a little too seriously)