THE SCHOOL OF COOL

Do you want to be cool?

I'm talking really REALLY cool. So cool that after a quick conversation with people, they'll be shivering BECAUSE YOU'RE SO COOL!!

Serious inquiries only.

Okay ... are you ready to be cool then?

I'm not going to charge you a dime for this either. I'm GIVING YOU THE GIFT OF COOL for free.

Here we go.

HERE'S how you go from Supernerd to King of Cool.

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....Every time you say ANYTHING ... end it with "Dot Com".

Say somebody compliments your hair one day.

You say "Thanks. I spent a few extra seconds blow drying it this morning dot com."

Or if someone says you're a bad driver.

"Hey, bite me dot com."

Say it after EVERYTHING you say and watch people warm up to you like you've got genitalia made of gold.

People will walk away from you, marvelling in your ability to turn every phrase into a potentially money-making internet idea.

THIS REALLY WORKS!!

TRY IT TODAY!!

Why would I steer you wrong??

You know ... other than my insatiable desire to make you look positively goofy in front of your peers?