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1:51 p.m. - 2002-01-16


I spent lunch jamming pretzels into my banana.

And no, that's not a sexual euphenism. I was literally shoving pretzel sticks down the length of my banana and eating it.

I did it to see what taste sensation it would create. Lately I've been putting crushed-up pretzels in my yogurt and eating that. The combination of the yogurt's sweetness and the saltiness of the pretzels is a stoner's dream munchie.

However, I'm sad to report that a banana crammed full of pretzel sticks is not only lame, but somewhat dangerous. I almost punctured my gums with those hidden pretzel sticks.

So if you're thinking of cramming your banana full of pretzels, think again, Tubs.

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