Dawn - 2003-12-12 09:13:59
So I feel the need to explain my poll response lest you think I've just grown tired of your offspring. Nay, nay, foolish one... It's just that I'm old and reading the ghetto speak gets on my last fucking nerve. I'm slow, dumb, and not all that bright; sue me. Love ya, Andrew! No, really.
Jen - 2003-12-12 11:01:22
Ahhh! Heehehehe. I've been wanting to see what that looked like when it said "1 people were all like..." 1 people, 1 people! 1 people to rule them all. Okay, okay, I'm easily amused, but you're awfully presumptuous with your "people" business, sir. I wrote you a little email about Average Joe gossip, but it might have been lost. Nothing too surprising - according to self described "quasi-host" Kathy Griffin, Melaina is dumb as a post and has only three topics she can talk about: her hair, her nails, her shoes. Fun!
Jen - 2003-12-12 11:02:25
P.S. I'm at I forget that the Diaryland is incestuous and won't make love to other people's links.
April Ann - 2003-12-12 11:36:55
I'd love to see an unedited version of the office Christmas song, if you're feeling brave enough. hee hee hee
Gillian - 2003-12-12 12:42:30
I love Ask Andrew! Anybody who doesn't like it doesn't have to read it...don't deny those of us who can't live without it!
Jason - 2003-12-12 19:51:12
Ask Andrew - Loved it. When he debuted four years ago on the Onion and was named Herbert Kornfeld. Now? Not so much.
anon amus - 2003-12-13 01:05:30
I think Andrew needs his own little Dland space...
jagent - 2003-12-13 08:28:13
love the ask andrew thing, until i realized this is a two year old we're talking about, while i understand humor is one thing but saying your two year old kid is fucking his dora the explorer doll that quite another very disturbing thing. maybe if people didn't think andrew was a real person but since most people do its just creepy, add the fact that allegedly you, UB are his father. Yah... weirds me out personally. Kinda agree with the guy who said it was funny as a fake onion reporter.
Disgruntled employee - 2003-12-13 19:13:16
The title of your entry reminded me of a past office party experience. I had a really terrible boss at my old job and my last day in the office was the day of our office Christmas party where we exchanged Secret Santa gifts. Nobody ever knew who their "Santa" was b/c all the gifts were placed on a table instead of handed to them. I drew my boss' name, so I just took a bunch of stuff from her desk before the party, wrapped it up in a pretty box and left it for her. The look on her face when she opened a box to find her stapler, Post-it notes, business cards, etc. was priceless.
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