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Jackie D - 2004-01-07 08:09:09
Congealed jism may cause dandruff, but it leaves locks smooth, shiny and full of body. Or so I hear.
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wordy - 2004-01-07 08:17:56
wow, had it not been for reading your diary first thing in the morning for the very first time, i would not have remembered i had a dream about jism last night. i don't *think* i put it in my hair, though...
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Erika - 2004-01-07 09:07:16
Last week we were playing Cranium with some friends and we had to act out Magnitism without speaking. So Larry made his partner guess magnet, then he acted like he was jerking off for jism. Just thought you would like that story. Are the drinks really out on Wednesday night? And are there still popular clubs in Fungomery?
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Kelly - 2004-01-07 09:25:53
I find it hilarious that drunks in a bar on a Wednesday night and a group of Cha-Cha-ing Christians on New Years Eve have the same battle cry. Hehe.
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MNLady1962 - 2004-01-07 09:34:05
One word: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
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Doug - 2004-01-07 09:54:34
I heard about the defrosted guy. Did he really get arrested and was that a bud of yours?
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Robert - 2004-01-07 10:39:58
Last week we had a very hard frost here, in Nashville. My impatient neighbor, instead of warming up his car, decided to throw a pan of hot boiling water onto his windshield. It completely shattered, along with his ego.
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Danelle - 2004-01-07 10:56:33
At least you probably won't be surrounded by ballroom dancers. Find the silver lining, bob! And don't forget, in most parts Wednesday night is Ladies night. Just revel in your status as the coolest bloke in a room filled with women. (ok women who wear too much perfume and have big asses, but still...)
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Danelle - 2004-01-07 10:58:50
Robert, my uber intelligent ex husband once put a blanket on our cars engine to help retain heat overnight. He forgot and drove around with it like that for 3 days. It became an eventual car-b-que on the interstate. You shoulda asked your neighbor - "where's your sign?!"
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awittykitty - 2004-01-07 12:13:18
I went to college with Robin Williams...not THE Robin Williams. Wouldn't it be rough being stuck with a celebrity's name? This Robin, by the way, was a girl and used to breast feed her kid during class.
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Cruel-Irony - 2004-01-07 12:48:21
"Rollicking Sing-A-Long Party"? What could top that? Well, besides watching Thomas the Train and whatnot. I wish you well in your endeavor. That I do.
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Jack - 2004-01-07 12:57:58
Does that really work to defrost windsheilds!? What an Idea!
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April Ann - 2004-01-07 13:08:43
My sister was in the same class as (not THE) Richard Simmons. The guy would remind everyone that he was adopted. Jism in shampoo... that's gotta be how Andrew came about. He looks like one clean kid.
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Dansting - 2004-01-07 13:43:59
I knew a guy who defrosted the ice around his car door's keyhole with his bare ass. It apparently worked pretty quickly. I've never tried it though. The joys of a garage, or car hole as some say.
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heathir - 2004-01-07 14:45:52
UB, that 'jism in the shampoo bottle' was really sick...but hysterically funny, at the same time. My husband thought it a funny story too...but I guess that means I should keep an eye on my shampoo bottle, from now on. -Heathir
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Lando - 2004-01-07 14:52:35
shampoo bottles are good. so are ice cube trays btw, if you really want to watch some hilarity.
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Genghis Jon - 2004-01-07 17:38:45
Thank God you've gotten off that Dennis Kucinich for president garbage. Really Bob, what were you smoking?
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Ironbull - 2004-01-07 17:55:49
First. I also get those damned Dennis Kuchnic or however the hell you spell it, and I saw this sing-a-long thing, and I think I am going to order the C.D. I will post some songs in this comments thing. Second. I also jack off in my foe's/enemy-for-a-day's shampoo.
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Bingoguy - 2004-01-08 00:08:28
Yeah, I'd really start to wonder if you were living in Alabama if you're college buddy was "THE" Michael J. Fox considering he was from Burnaby, BC until he moved to LA to make it on TV. Useless Fact #98624345-a Michael J. Fox went to High School with a few of my cousins.
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skarekrow - 2004-01-08 02:26:05
My favorite thing that I like to hear when I'm at work, is when I answer the phone and I get a request it's always "Hey, can you play something with a beat?" WTF!!
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