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Comments:
sarah - 2004-01-20 07:58:12
man that's gross
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melinda - 2004-01-20 08:01:53
happy birthday old man !! ( ok so it was yesterday but i didnt know)
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cosmicrayola - 2004-01-20 08:02:58
Happy belated birthday!! And like I said in my entry. That particular orifice is an outie, not an innie!
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Dave - 2004-01-20 08:16:43
Hey Uncle Bob. Consider this. You could combine the two main topics in this poist and get rid of some of that unwanted ass hair. Think about it. :)
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Sid - 2004-01-20 09:15:50
Yeah, whatever those other posters said. Happy birthday, eh.
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shana - 2004-01-20 09:38:44
happy belated birthday, and thanks for starting out my day with a laugh!
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Kelly - 2004-01-20 10:10:34
so how much was that eyebrow/nosehair plucker deal? I need one of those for my brows. As far as the finger up the butt thing, this is just the male version of our PAP Smear!
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Rudy - 2004-01-20 10:17:44
Happy belated, Uncle Bob! You rock, and the latest recap was hysterical! And to accentuate your statements to your doctor, I say you bring a bag with candles and Barry White music and whip it out when he says it's time for the exam. Something tells me it will be over sooner that way. Or, well, maybe not.
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April Ann - 2004-01-20 11:59:12
Look at it this way... you'll live long and healthy knowing a doctor shoved his finger in your crack to find nothing.
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Bingoguy - 2004-01-20 12:34:18
Something your doctor will say to you while he's got his finger up your ass! "It's Your Birthday, It's Your Birthday" [Perhaps followed by a few playful spanks on your bottom. Happy Be-lated Birthday Unkle Boobies.
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Jendra - 2004-01-20 12:46:54
11) I just trimmed the hair in my ass with the micro touch hair remover. Do you like it?
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awittykitty - 2004-01-20 13:04:27
My once a year exam is like the closest thing I have to a date every year, so I always just kind of try to enjoy it by saying things like "Oh what's your sign?", "Do you come here often?"
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Lando - 2004-01-20 14:23:49
or after he's done try: "ooh ooh, now your whole hand!"
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fargahar - 2004-01-20 15:54:59
Happy Birthday to you and Suzie! At least during the finger up the ass you don't put your legs in stirrups, spread your ass open witha freezing cold metal speculum and then they cut a peice of your ass out and send it off for analysis. Wouldn't that be fun every year...? Oh yeah that is what women have to get done to their vaginas every year as soon as they turn 18. So you had to start getting the finger up the ass at 30 or so....whatever.
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heathir - 2004-01-20 16:00:15
That has got to be one of the sickest yet funniest things i've read in a while.
so i don't get out much.
sakes, and i'm a girl, too. i shouldn't think it's funny.
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Emily - 2004-01-20 16:07:30
happy birthday!
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chuffnutt - 2004-01-20 18:20:48
12)That's not how my wife does it.
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John-Boy - 2004-01-20 18:34:03
Hey Uncle Bob, what did the woman at the beach say to Michael Jackson? "Get out of my sun." See, it's funny because you mentioned Jackie and it sounds like "son." BWAHAHAHA!
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Dr Proctor - 2004-01-21 20:31:15
Uncle Bob, I'm a proctologist, and I can assure you that I have heard all of those things on your list.
More than once.
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Jakob - 2004-03-01 17:45:29
Why don't you try to take his pants off while he is tickling your ass. If you manage you can start masturbating the doctor. if the doctor allows that, it may end up fucking your ass with his nice cock and maybe even cumming in your mouth, if of course you ask him to do so. By the time he is coming you have to turn around quickly, so that he can manage to shovel his dick down your throat and unload directly. Keeping the cum on your tongue for some time can help you fight bacterias. and I am sure that if you drink a load of cum every day, your health will definetly improve. you should try. so rinvigorating.
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silk floral arrangements - 2005-12-31 06:37:33
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