jen - 2004-02-17 06:15:06
Hey, don't discount that male stripper thing just yet. I'm sure you could find a way to integrate those testosterone-induced 4-hour erections somehow. All kidding aside, I hope everything works out for you.
Bingoguy - 2004-02-17 07:10:51
I guess we'll be getting charged to read your crap soon, now that you're looking for get rich quick schemes. I'd best brush up on my writing skills to deal with the influx of new readers.
cosmicrayola - 2004-02-17 07:32:58
$100.00 Wow! I already lined up 4 weddings, 2 birthdays and an anniversary party for you. Yippee! $700.00 just for pimping you! Oh, you don't mind coming to Rhode Island, do you?
Kari - 2004-02-17 07:43:29
Whoo-hoo Uncle Bob! Good to hear that you have some DJing lined up. If you have your heart set on stripping, perhaps you can combine it with the DJing - The amazing stripping DJ! BTW... white tube socks and bi-color tightie non-whites are tres sex-say!
Erika - 2004-02-17 08:16:19
Laura - 2004-02-17 08:31:53
One-legged stripping, no less. Love the Underoos! You know, I try to get my husband to dance around in tighty whities and black socks for me, and I'm sometimes successful. It's a niche thing. No but really. Sounds like things are looking up (your butt).
Auburn girl - 2004-02-17 08:31:58
Hey Uncle Bob, if I refer my own wedding, do I get $100 off? Let me know.
Cruel-Irony - 2004-02-17 08:54:37
Congrats on the deejaying gigs! Hope your doctors appointment goes well. And, that he keeps his hands to himself, you know?
X - 2004-02-17 09:46:24
I'm not sure you are aware of this, but there is a VERY lucrative business in selling "blue diamonds" at clubs. Might fit in nicely with the DJ gig. Maybe you can ask your doc for a scrip when you see him. They can fetch $20-30 a pill. Easy, tax-free money.
Pirhan - 2004-02-17 12:11:29
Finders fee is what we live on up here... and it's a good idea. I booked this massage once, and got ten bucks out of it.. I'm not complaining, and I'll definitely phone here before the others next time.
Lyzz - 2004-02-17 18:13:16
Holy Mother of God! Thanks to you, now I have to bleach my eyeballs, and wipe the coffee stains off my moniter. GD scary fat white guy pics....
fargahar - 2004-02-18 03:14:15
As long as you strip to something I can cha cha to, I'm there. (I got a wad of ones in my purse....)
lisa - 2004-02-18 04:30:50
"For each party I line up that you got for me, I pay you $100 cash." And you say you're not good at marketing. You rock!!
Katie - 2004-02-18 21:14:24
mmm, HAR MAR SUPERSTAR rocks and yes he makes a living out of being a fat white guy doing r&b!

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