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Comments:
Jen - 2004-03-11 07:13:49
For some reason, that's what I think Mormons look like.
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me - 2004-03-11 08:44:08
dont diss jesus. that's a line you don't cross.
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me - 2004-03-11 08:44:12
dont diss jesus. that's a line you don't cross.
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me - 2004-03-11 08:45:47
oh fuck it, it's your diary.
sorry about the double post.
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Sir Bitch-A-Lot - 2004-03-11 09:49:38
I would have gotten all frantic looking and grabbed the kid by the shoulders and screamed in his face, "WHY WON'T HE LEAVE ME ALONE!?" before shaking the piss out of him. I would then shut the door screaming like a girl. Then again, I don't like organized religion and I can be slightly "wacko" at times. Actually, I probably wouldn't do that at all, I am all talk.
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Gerry - 2004-03-11 10:05:29
Dude, I feel sorry for Jesus. All he was doing was going 'round, talking 'bout love and shit and passing out some free drinks... then one of his buddies narc'd on him and his old man set him up! That's not cool.
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Slammin' Sammy - 2004-03-11 10:41:20
Jesus is a master of the figure four leg lock and turnbuckle toothchipper. Jesus would totally whip your ass, fat boy.
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Kay R - 2004-03-11 10:45:34
Forget Jesus, take on God! He was the one that made his kid do the dirty work!
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Candi - 2004-03-11 11:02:50
Uncle Bob is the Mr. Wilson to the Dennis Menaces of his neighborhood.
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Morgan - 2004-03-11 11:36:04
If you haven't seen the episode of Buffy (Hush) where they don't talk, then you are missing out. The Enzyte guy just reminded me of The Gentlemen. Click on the link I linked my name to to see what I'm talking about. Maybe they're related..
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onewetleg - 2004-03-11 13:35:53
what a great way to take a job interview. if you don't get the job i will be very surprised. 'oh, i need more money.' 'oh, i need special hours.' you are so in. i'm going to do that at my next review. bring back ask andrew, whydoncha?
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groovn-girl - 2004-03-11 14:07:29
Sure fire way to get a response out of a crowd:Mention ANTHING religious! I enjoy your diary. Astute observations coupled with bathroom humor. Just my style!
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mari - 2004-03-11 16:57:55
That Buffy episode was sooo good! I think everyone should watch Buffy. :)
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rachael - 2004-03-11 22:27:28
Chikan! Haha, anyways. Yeah, the same thing happens to me EVERYDAY! The little kids that live in my house decide to recruit me to play the "momma bear" in goldilocks, or a mouse from cinderella. I feel the pain.
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the ever wonderous reagan - 2004-03-15 16:26:16
ok, so my girlfriend has seen every episode of Buffy. She knows all the ins and outs of the show and how the first evil was the worst evil and spike is the only good vampire.... (wait... even i've gone too far... that show is pointless and furthermore off the air. let it go females... just let it go. I don't go on websites and talk about seinfeld or cheers, so you don't need to bring the vamp crap up). Anyway, Jesus is cool when he's not picking on me. p.s. at least the kids like you guys. they're afraid of me.
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margherita - 2004-03-15 18:02:44
Gerry & Sammy just gave me a revelation....I wonder when they'll come up with the Jesus 'action figure' doll, complete with crucifix & other accessories 'sold separately', 'batteries not included'!
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askjdh - 2004-03-15 23:59:38
Dude, Bob, for a christian, who isn't that much of a hypocrite, lightning is gonna strike your fat ol' butt for saying somthing that horrible and condemming and wrong.
man, that just sucks.
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adstolte - 2004-03-16 07:14:30
Man, that was all kinds of side splitting. I just can't help thinking how cute it is that you actually agreed. I wish I'd been there.
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Mel - 2004-03-17 10:42:55
Dude, they already did make a Jesus Action Figure. Check him out on my link.
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