bartacus - 2004-04-02 07:24:13
I knew you before you were famous! Nya nya!
rose - 2004-04-02 08:52:20
what the heck are you doing up at 5:28 am anyway?
a. hutchins - 2004-04-02 09:13:07
the only thing that would actually cause that book to sell is's entries. why don't you stop ranting about the feeble few blog entries you have in there and start talking about the people (and their diaries) who carry the weight of the book? you know... stop being self-centered for a change, if you really want it the book to sell.
Bingoguy - 2004-04-02 10:58:57
A Book? You expect us to buy a book? What gave you the idea we could read?
awittykitty - 2004-04-02 11:38:25
But Uncle Bob, I already read it....HERE. FOR FREE. Sheesh! I think you might also be outselling "50 ways to describe the color beige without saying beige" by William Shatner...if that's any consulation. Good luck with the book! :-)
gracie - 2004-04-02 13:04:36
I was gonna buy this through Dooce (my other favorite read), but you need the money more. Wheaton can play poker to pay the rent.
Gerry - 2004-04-02 13:28:31
Instead of Brad Pitt with an Irish accent, if you really want to be cool, you should get Carl Weathers with full Apollo Creed fro to play you. Man, that would be cool.
andrea - 2004-04-02 13:39:49
UB isn't self-centered, you fucker. He unselfishly entertains his loyal readers every day with his sharp wit. Get bent!
April Ann - 2004-04-02 13:50:44
Whoa and wow. Looks like you've got an irate, jealous prick on your hands there, Bob. heh heh heh... Those are FUN! I, uh, might buy the book. You see, since they didn't put me or anyone that gives a shit about me in it, it's at the bottom of the list, behind "painful anal sex positions made easy". But I'm in total support of your sales!
StumpBroke - 2004-04-02 14:52:29
Anything covering hot farm-animal interaction in this "book"?
MonkeyButt - 2004-04-02 19:47:53
Speaking of Brad Pitt, I really wish his diary was still around. I hadn't even gotten through all of it when it disappeared. Can you find it in your heart to put it back up?
Genghis Jon - 2004-04-03 00:39:38
Bob, you are great. I don't say that to alot (any) people, but I'm saying it here. Congrats on the book. Amazing job.
Kaire - 2004-04-06 09:55:00
Wait, you mean writing a diary is self centered? So if I get myself one of these here whatsadoodles and write about oh, my life or some shit like that, I too can be SELF CENTERED!?!?! Oh bliss! Oh joy! Oh yeah, my library has that Sudoc that you are beating out. We are a depository for gov't shi..stuff like that. I thought they just dumped them on us for jollies, here I find out someone might actually buy them ... *wheels are turning* I could resell them on ebay! We've got MILLIONS of them! I'm gonna be RICH!

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