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IV:XX - 2004-04-13 08:04:02
You, sir, are going Straight. To. Hell.
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sassy - 2004-04-13 08:15:09
Well, at least he'll be in good company.
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Weetabix - 2004-04-13 08:25:26
So, in other words, you want to be a DJ Pimp. Seriously... isn't it the same thing, only with playing CDs instead of with genitals? I hope you get a big mac daddy hat. Because you'd look bitchin'. Also, you better beat your DJs otherwise the other DJ Pimps will lose respect for you.
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R - 2004-04-13 09:08:37
Hell. "Bobbo's going to hell. But its alllllllll right, because we're all ridin' shotgun. Cause its allllll right..." Oh I'm sorry what were you saying?
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warcrygirl - 2004-04-13 09:17:02
I love most of what you write, but that last one was just not funny. I'm trying to find humor in it....but it's just not there. Maybe I'm the stick in the mud here? Good luck with your dream job dude, not everyone gets to make a living doing what they love!
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Lando - 2004-04-13 11:03:27
ok, you and genghis jon are going to have to share the bad taste award.
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Brandi - 2004-04-13 11:15:52
Don't you know that joking about someone's death is only funny after 30 days have passed? We have to pretend to care until then. I love Weird Al, and I hope this tragedy doesn't affect the quality of his music. :-)
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Kay R - 2004-04-13 11:24:52
Tsk tsk tsk..UB....you are going STRAIGHT to hell, do not pass GO do not collect $200. Damn. On the other hand congratulations on the job offers.
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Saladwhore - 2004-04-13 11:58:54
Good luck with the job, I'd be stoked if I were you. Unfortunately, I see some bad karma in your future. ;-)
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Jamie - 2004-04-13 12:27:41
Egads! Congrats on the job. I mean... erm.... good luck.
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Satisfied - 2004-04-13 13:20:40
hahahahaha... gassed...
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fargahar - 2004-04-13 13:35:02
If there were some website where we could go vote for you to get the job (like the website where one can vote for a certain band to get a recording contract) you would most certainly get your job as a DJ Pimp.
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heather - 2004-04-13 13:42:04
Shuttap about the gassed crap. its a joke get it? HAHAHA keep your negativity to yourselves.
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Bingoguy - 2004-04-13 14:05:02
I don't think Unkle Boob needs your help Heather. I'm just saying...
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curvature - 2004-04-13 14:08:28
ok, so if uncle bob is going to hell for writing it, am i going to hell for laughing at it? heeheehee! hee! wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
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curvature - 2004-04-13 15:07:30
Aw man, now I feel bad. ... http://www.weirdal.com/msg.htm
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uh - 2004-04-13 15:32:41
I laughed too. Is there more room on that limo to hell. UB's buyin the drinks right?
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jackiefg - 2004-04-13 19:57:08
I like the voting you into a job idea - the american idol of job getting. I'm gonna have to come up with an idea on how to implement that and make it mainstream. Good luck for job #2 BTW.
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Maria - 2004-04-14 00:22:45
Here's the part where I'm skeptical though. Say you pay a DJ for four hours of work at $12/hour. That's $48 for a night's work. Is a DJ going to play your club for only $48? That hardly sounds respectable when you yourself were asking for a salary of $200/night.
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Naked - 2004-04-14 00:33:05
That's just wrong. Not funny.
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the-book-bag - 2004-04-14 00:44:08
Kepp workin' on it.
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the-book-bag - 2004-04-14 00:46:57
Keep*...and I meant the song.
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Pirhan - 2004-04-15 13:09:36
I hope you get the job.
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Jen - 2004-04-16 01:50:55
heheheheheheh that's hilarious!!! :) You rock my socks, UB!
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