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Comments:
Sarah - 2004-05-12 09:28:48
I have a soundtrack to my life now. Thank you.
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Dominic - 2004-05-12 09:29:02
I knew there was a reason I hated Jesus.
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emily C - 2004-05-12 09:32:30
Oy Vey!
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chrystal - 2004-05-12 09:39:36
This is. The funniest thing. I have heard. In ages.
HEE.
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George - 2004-05-12 09:40:04
Jesus wept. No, really, Jesus actually wept.
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Davey - 2004-05-12 09:40:19
The End of Days is nigh!
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Flashlightning - 2004-05-12 09:43:25
You should tell the kid he's going to Hell for that kind of performance.
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Sandy - 2004-05-12 09:53:34
OMG...LMFAO!!
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Jas - 2004-05-12 09:57:38
I was clappin' ma hands and stompin' ma feet because Jesus is ma homie
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gillian - 2004-05-12 09:58:32
When typing in my URL, I accidently put "coma" instead of "com." Now I don't need to put the witty thing I was going to say in this box.
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jen - 2004-05-12 10:06:58
Go Jesus! Go Jesus! It's your birthday! Go Jesus! Now I have something funny to link to today. Thank you, UB
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Heather - 2004-05-12 10:11:30
Oh my god, that is the funniest thing I've ever heard. It's even worse than this tape my husband and I found of some kid playing Judas Priest "Living After Midnight" on guitar. It took a full minute to recognize the song, and we'd love to find out who that was so we could torture him indefinitely with it.
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daisy - 2004-05-12 10:20:45
that was awesome.
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elayne - 2004-05-12 10:29:03
Your warning should have included something about "not listening while eating toast." Damn. Were you able to keep a straight face during the recording session?
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kelly memphis - 2004-05-12 10:35:22
...stomp YO feet clap YO hands.
you will be doing it for this kids everyday now.
you're a big ol lollipop!
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Nance - 2004-05-12 10:35:47
Uncle Bob, you're a saint!! Remember, both Eminem and Kid Rock were once 8-year-old boys too.
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Sheila - 2004-05-12 10:37:44
That was *SO* funny! I like the beat in the background and your Southern accent at the end. Clap your hands, stomp your feet, smack his face until it bleeds.
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Roisin - 2004-05-12 10:41:29
Hey Uncle Bob, I *loved* that song - woo! Seriously though, those kids should listen to some Wesley Willis, he could teach them a thing or two about Jesus - check out the url,
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lori - 2004-05-12 10:51:06
There is something deeply disturbing about a kid with a southern drawl rapping the words Jesus and Homey in the same song.
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sassy - 2004-05-12 11:04:02
Oh damn. Oh Damn! Why am I at work now? I can't listen to this until I get home tonight and it is going to eat at me all day that ther is a song out there called Jesus is my Homey and I can't listen to it!
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Jenn - 2004-05-12 11:06:48
what the fuck is he saying besides clap your hands, stomp your feet and that's why Jesus is my Home-ayyyyyyyyyyy? Actually, on second thought, nevermind.
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Christina - 2004-05-12 11:14:21
Well, he's still better than most of those Christian rappers out there...
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Brandi - 2004-05-12 11:55:37
I loved it. What does that say about me?
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Cookie - 2004-05-12 12:00:48
That recording made me cry for two reasons: 1) When I was trying to get a demo CD I had to do some unscrupulous things with an ex-boyfriend to be able to use his recording equipment and 2) The sound quality on that recording is WAY FUCKING BETTER THAN MY DEMO CD. Damn you ex-boyriend, damn you to HELL!!!
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Andy - 2004-05-12 12:06:49
roflmao... real talent there! I nearly pissed myself listening to that. My luck in 10 years they are going to be on TRL and im going to remember making fun! Poor UB... just wait until Andrew wants to becoming a recording artist :)
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Jerry - 2004-05-12 12:15:39
If those kids are famous in 10 years, then clearly Unclebob will have the wonderful opportunity of sharing this clip with the world. In fact, forget that and share this song with that boy's friends in 10 years. I'd demand a forwarding address if they move, because the entertainment value of that clip will never stop increasing.
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Eva - 2004-05-12 12:56:47
HAHAHAHA
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Andrea - 2004-05-12 12:57:34
How could Jesus not be MY homey after that?
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jesus - 2004-05-12 13:01:17
I do not like being referred to as anyones "homie". I commend you UB for having as much patience as i do. good work my son.
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Not Cindy Crawford - 2004-05-12 13:04:41
Honeyyyyyyy eyyyyyyyy :o)
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Not Cindy Crawford - 2004-05-12 13:06:13
Darn, i was so emotionally taken by the song that i misspelled "Homey" (rolls eyes) :o|
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April Ann - 2004-05-12 13:18:45
And it was said that we should suffer the little children. I definitely suffered... but you suffered more.
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Hank - 2004-05-12 13:23:21
Wow, that kid sounds a lot like UB at the end of the recording! Maybe he could cover for UB DJing. ;-)
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fargahar - 2004-05-12 13:36:44
UB instead of pretending that it was some little kid that came over to record that just admit that it was William Hung, ok?
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Jane - 2004-05-12 13:46:48
As I was playing that...travesty and sitting with my mouth hanging open in horror, my three-year-old daughter walked over and started dancing. Naked. It's worth taking it out to the clubs, UB, and seeing if any grown women follow suit. And you think you love your job NOW.
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curvature - 2004-05-12 13:55:55
great. now i'll have that stuck in my head all day. thanks. ;)
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Carrie - 2004-05-12 14:01:15
OMG that is too funny!!!! LOL
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kiticarlyl - 2004-05-12 14:06:22
At least the lyrics aren't repetitive. How didn't you smack the kid? Then again, Jesus IS his homey, and you just don't mess with that.
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whispercat - 2004-05-12 14:13:13
oh.my.god.
my ears! my ears!
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Janna - 2004-05-12 14:14:26
Oh dear God. Thank you for making me Jewish.
You're a nice guy for helping that kid (EVOL as he is) out Uncle Bob, although come to think of it you may have created a monster. That kid may take your encouragement and run with it. He could be famous one day.
Arrrgg - damn you UB!
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Kidneygurl - 2004-05-12 14:57:24
Honest-to -G_d---It started to thunder and rain and the first cicadas are chirping here in Cincinnati after I played that !
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Tracy - 2004-05-12 15:17:18
This entry made me laugh incredibly hard. I sympathize with you for having to put up with such neighbors...you are a saint for humoring them like that. It might not be a good idea to encourage them, though...
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peaches - 2004-05-12 15:32:00
OMG uncle bob, and i thought my neighborhood kids were bad...sure they might ask me if I can come out and play all the time but at least they don't sing (rap??)...that was definitely one of the highlights of my workday. PS -- we have an Uncle Bob's storage here too, and I think of you every time we drive by!
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stephanie - 2004-05-12 15:38:08
THAT WAS AMAZING.
I also liked your commentary at the end!
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Donna - 2004-05-12 15:52:25
LOL....catchy tune!
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warcrygirl - 2004-05-12 15:55:23
OMFG! That was funny *twitch*. This kid makes *twitch twitch* William Hung sound talented. *twitch* When does the greatest hits album come out...*falls to floor and twitches uncontrollably*
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kimbarley - 2004-05-12 17:12:02
yo' mans got the beat??? LOL rrigggghhhhtt.
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Cosmicrayola - 2004-05-12 17:19:48
I think it was adorable. I would rather hear an 8 year old singing about Jesus his homey, than about killing mom with a .48. And think about what this will be worth 10 years from now on Ebay when the kid is on MTV!
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Jamie - 2004-05-12 18:13:21
Aaaaw...that was cute, in an annoying way.
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wordwhore - 2004-05-12 18:32:42
are you sure that was a neighbor & not an early bootleg of WESLEY WILLIS?! wow, so that's what you sound like. i'll have to listen to that end bit over & over again while i read your diary - you know, so i have a better feel for who you are before i begin stalking you my relentlessly...i kid, i kid...i can't stalk you till they let me out of the institution. of course, you may end up here, too, if you keep listening to that "joyous noise"...
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Jentle - 2004-05-12 19:12:33
Oh, thank the Homey Jesus you chose to share that with us. You're my hero, man.
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Kay R - 2004-05-12 20:28:54
OMG!!!!!! Those kids SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Future American Idol contestants maybe?
I am laughing my ass off!
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sassy - 2004-05-12 20:58:23
Ok, I'm home and I finally listened to it. It made my cat climb on the table and howl in pain. For the love of bob that was bad.
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Kelly in Hsv - 2004-05-12 22:45:29
That was just too cute. :-)
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Em Sue - 2004-05-12 23:00:32
AHAHHAHAH
You know...Im at a loss for words. This doesnt happen a lot.
But that shit is damn funny.
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Jay Wilkes - 2004-05-12 23:43:31
See, that's the thing about rap music. You can't ever understand what they're saying.
I'll be sure to pour one on the ground for my dead-but-resurrected homies tonight.
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lauren - 2004-05-13 00:13:58
Wow. That was the single most excellent thing I have ever heard. Painful, but excellent.
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Jesus - 2004-05-13 00:14:24
Is this the bully kid? Tell him he's not getting into heaven, rap or no rap. And it's homie, kid, not homay.
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Jedzz - 2004-05-13 00:53:10
Oh man. That song brought back many, many painful Creed memories. Yeesh. Loved your mad producing beats, yo.
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Rae - 2004-05-13 01:07:48
Guh.
On the bright side, maybe one day this kid will be rich and famous and you can make him give you money not to share that with the world.
On the other hand, what did the world ever do to deserve that?
*twitch* I'll just go hand in my cross and my bleeding eardrums now. I'll have to tell my pastor that unfortunately I can never go to worship again because I am SCARRED FOR LIFE.
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Cara - 2004-05-13 01:59:03
That's f'n hilarious.
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Cara - 2004-05-13 01:59:33
That's f'n hilarious.
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A-M - 2004-05-13 02:32:08
Tone-deaf. No rhythm.
Mercy.
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shnut - 2004-05-13 02:40:37
HAHA that was absolutely priceless! Comeon, give the kid a *little* credit, at least he's not rapping about drugs or sex... and PS uncle bob i think it's spelled homie? at least that's how they do it in the dirty jerz as we call it! bravo for putting up with the little rapper!
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Raq - 2004-05-13 07:28:15
I will sing in the shower KNOWING I am far from the worst singer in the world!
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DS - 2004-05-13 08:45:59
Now THAT is some funny shit.
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n - 2004-05-13 09:06:08
lol..growing up, i wish i had neighbours like you...
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Ash - 2004-05-13 11:00:18
While the musical talent left much to be desired, I could not stop laughing at UB's commentary at the end. Well said.
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Brandon - 2004-05-13 11:07:58
Am I the only person that didn't detect even a hint of a southern accent in either Uncle Bob or the kid?
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Angela - 2004-05-13 20:29:00
I swear it sounds like "Jesus is my homo"
Don't 8 year olds speak English better than that?
For fuck's sake - it makes me hate children AND jesus.
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Jendra - 2004-05-13 22:46:15
That is a lovely southern accent you have there Uncle bob. Heee! To my Canadian ears, it sounds almost exotic. Not Erotic, mind you, exotic. Kyahahaha
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Shannon - 2004-05-13 23:22:19
Bad, yes, but it's no "Dear Mr. Jesus".
P.S. Is that kid a Baptist?
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Allison - 2004-05-14 01:06:27
I'm loving the "I follow his command-mand-mand-mand". Bwahaha!
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sarah - 2004-05-14 02:40:24
wow.
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kelly - 2004-05-14 10:52:12
Uncle Bob, you rock. Do these kids have management? heh.
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Sarah Jane - 2004-05-14 15:59:30
The truly comical part of this song is that it opened in the Media Player and the "Ambience" screen started doing all those trippy swirls. I don't think life gets better than that.
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Retail Harlot - 2004-05-16 01:18:13
Oh. Mah. Hades. That is so wrong, on so many levels.
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Halo Askew - 2004-05-17 19:29:57
Clap YA hands and STOMP ya feet...I'm clapping and I'm stomping, but there's no sign of Jesus anywhere.
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Karen - 2004-05-21 13:53:42
I wanna go to church now. Yeah. The little dancers on my computer did the tango to that.
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the gift - 2005-12-31 04:33:54
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