Comments:

cosmicrayola - 2004-05-21 06:54:05
ummm, Don't quit your day/night job.
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Zendaddy - 2004-05-21 07:06:08
LM*F*AO!!! Thank you UB! Totally made my morning. Now, where did I put my drink? hmmm...
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Tracey - 2004-05-21 07:47:38
Great song, UB, except it made my cat freak out and stumble over his feet trying to run out of the room. Can't imagine why.
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Susan - 2004-05-21 08:04:22
UB, that was a lovely rendition. When do you go on tour?? Thanks for the song.
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Margherita - 2004-05-21 08:28:31
Did anyone here get a delicious, sensual shiver down their spine when they actually heard UBs voice!? Nah, me neither, but it WAS hilarious. So, UB, when do we get to see these bushes of yours......no, seriously, show us your garden, not just your skitey lush lawn!
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julia - 2004-05-21 08:35:59
I want to know more about the lawn-care e-mail, because I aspire to having a nice lawn. You are an inspiration to me!
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Flashlightning - 2004-05-21 08:45:33
Thanks for the recording Uncle Bob. That was great!!! I can't wait to hear what Edweird has to say about it. :)
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Jenn - 2004-05-21 08:54:10
you sound like a gay 60 year old flamer who's fucking a guy who's 20! Oh, that was just the introduction. You have a high voice UB...not something I would expect from a man of your STATURE. And I agree with cosmic -- stick with your day jobs [but don't sing]
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Heather - 2004-05-21 09:10:01
I thought my two year old daughter was into it since she was clapping her hands. Then she started shouting, "No Mama!" at me, so... yeah.
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Not Cindy Crawford - 2004-05-21 09:45:19
Good lord! Has someone called 9-1-1 yet? Uncle Bob seemed to be suffering from some sort of painful disease while he was singing!! I hope he is OK. I have to admit that i liked the "Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm" part ;o)
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purplecigar - 2004-05-21 09:57:52
I think cancer can actually spread to other parts of the body, even to OTHER bodies, simply by coughing. Might want to look into that.
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treesssa - 2004-05-21 10:01:56
LMAO!!! Hey, i thought you were in Alabama? Ain't ch'all supposed to have accents?My relatives in AL don't sound like y'all.Great song. Reminds me of a jarhead dive i went to for a retirement party once...once.
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chrystal - 2004-05-21 10:26:58
UB, you are awesome. I was having the crappiest of crappy mornings until I heard this song. Thanks for making me laugh - I really needed it today.
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Me - 2004-05-21 10:35:37
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I think I'm done. Wait. No. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Good job.
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Megan - 2004-05-21 11:43:25
You never fail to crack my ass up.
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Fantasie - 2004-05-21 11:44:20
Brilliant. Just brilliant. I haven't laughed that hard in days. I loved it. :) I will now call my friends and make them listen to it.
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awittykitty - 2004-05-21 11:51:18
Gee I thought William Hung from American Idol, had finally recorded his first Country Western hit.
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warcrygirl - 2004-05-21 12:55:49
Like I said, country makes me want to voimit uncontrollably. Your rendition was no different (not that I can sing any better, mind you). I know I told you I'd listen but I only make it past the first Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm and I went 'AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' and turned it off. Did you vandalize your neighbor's yard yet? Take pics, I wanna see.
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Groovn-girl - 2004-05-21 14:21:39
Late tonight, go write "You Suck" or some other brilliant epithet with weed killer on your neighbor's lawn. Be sure and get the really good stuff that's supposed to last for months and months. That'll fix that lawn envy! I promise! (Did I mention that my neighbor USED to be one of my best friends?)
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wordwhore - 2004-05-21 15:55:06
my husband abhors that song because, as someone said, they play it every 9 minutes on the radio, and his neighboring coworker keeps his radio on that station all day long. i cannot WAIT for him to hear your version. it's no 'Jesus is my homie', though...
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Amanda - 2004-05-22 13:30:27
Uncle Bob, you are the man. if i wasnt some punk ass teenager and you werent some middle aged man with a kid and wife in Alabama i would fly down there and bring my midget slaves and myself to have sex with you ;). Rock on UB rock on.
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DS - 2004-05-22 22:49:05
Thank you for making my day. :-D
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Katherine - 2004-05-23 23:37:16
I think you should offer up mp3s of your entries for the blind fans. Superstar USA kept me on the treadmill at the gym a full 45 minutes longer than I would ordinarily have spent because I couldn't tear my eyes from the television. I sort of felt sorry for the genuine talent getting shit on -but every single one of them must be grinning now. As for the egotistic britney wannabe assholes, they deserve everything they get. Especially that ballsy nude chick. hah. I loved what the woman said to her "the nude act's a little too gimmicky - maybe you could consider flashing a breast here and a buttcheek there but not the whole thing" and she's all uh huh, i dig it. oh my god...priceless.
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