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first - 2004-05-25 07:43:17
first?
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Jessica - 2004-05-25 08:25:24
Second?
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Kelly in HSV - 2004-05-25 08:37:07
Third? Well anyways....UB will you come to the ER that I work in and sit at the front desk and pass out medical advice? On Sundays this would be especially helpful.
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Pearl Necklace - 2004-05-25 08:56:54
Man, shitty entry UB. You no-talented ass can suck it..... hard.
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sassy - 2004-05-25 09:04:58
Well, at least you didn't ask anyone to put on a johnny. I'd rate this better than most doctor visits I've gone to.
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hcatty - 2004-05-25 10:01:41
well... I kinda thought it was funny..... specially the "you're probably sick" answer...
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George - 2004-05-25 10:29:10
Q: I'm in a really pissy mood all the time. Is there something wrong with me? PearlNecklase. A: Yes.
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Kay - 2004-05-25 10:31:41
I love it!!!! you should meke this a weekly submission. Funny stuff Bob, funny stuff!!!!
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Dr. hotcarl - 2004-05-25 10:38:46
Q: I have opinions and no one seems to want to hear them?

P.N. Diaryland, U.S.A.

A: I'm sorry, were you talking? I was distracted by your breasticles.
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Cookie - 2004-05-25 12:04:59
UB, I wish you'd been the doctor I went to my freshman year in college when I was trying to get onto BC pills. It's a common practice for girls to be like, "My skin has been really bad from stress and I've had cramps worse than normal. I hear The Pill can help with that?"
*Internal Dialogue* PLEASE don't think I'm a dirty tramp, PLEASE don't think I'm a dirty tramp!
"Oh... I don't think you need to worry about that. Just take some midol for the cramps, and if you're really concerned about your skin we can set up an appointment with a dermatologist."
*Fuck hole shit grey-haired ass licker!* "Oh... um... alright. Thanks." The same doctor later diagnosed my bronchitis as allergies and put me on claritin. Three. Fucking. Times. Over the course of a month. Until I was too weak to stand without fainting. My mom had to drive me two hours to my family doctor where x-rays revealed pneumatic, fluid-filled lungs. My doctor made me promise to never go back to the student "health" center again. EVER. It took me three months for my lungs to completely recover.
At least you'd have made me laugh before I died.
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Brandi - 2004-05-25 13:07:35
Maybe you can diagnose the reason behind my chronic migraines. I've got 5 kids and an asshole husband. What could it be? ;-) Loved this entry. No karaoke singers were harmed during the making of it.
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Anon - 2004-05-25 15:07:11
Dennis Kucinich is scheduled to appear in your town at 10:30 AM on Friday, at the library downtown. If your schedule permits and you decide to go, hope you'll tell us about it.
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cat - 2004-05-25 17:11:35
Thank you Dr. Bob, I feel SOOOOOO much better now!! :-)
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cat - 2004-05-25 17:11:37
Thank you Dr. Bob, I feel SOOOOOO much better now!! :-)
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Maggie - 2004-05-25 18:02:23
Hey Brandi, I used to have chronic migraines all the time, too! Then I got a divorce, and ya know what? Cured them! Haven't had one since! UB, the best part of your being a doctor is there was no LONG wait in the waiting room! ...and what do you get to do when you finally DO get into a exam room? Wait some more! None of that with your service. I'd say you are a keeper!
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cosmic - 2004-05-25 22:16:03
Like the girl that walks into the doctors office. He asks what her problem is. She pushes on her nose and says, "When I do this it hurts" Doctor says, "Really?" She says, "Yes", and pushing on her chin, she says, "And when I do this it hurts too." Again, he says "Really?" "Yes", she says, "And it even hurts when I do this!", she says as she pushes on her left breast. "What do you think it is, doctor?" "I think", he answers, "that you have a broken finger."
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