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IV:XX - 2004-05-26 08:36:49
I. Hate. Telemarketers.
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Jimmy - 2004-05-26 08:56:10
Playing with poop is a sign of sexual abuse. However, I think you should have hurled poop at those people in the club, if they are the same ones who hated Bob Segar. This is mostly so I can feel better about myself knowing that you toss poop.
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onewetleg - 2004-05-26 09:12:21
oh, shut up, jimmy. do you think he did it on a dare? like one of the other toddlers said, i'll give you nickel if you lick the potty? or do you think he was just trying to impress the ladies with his derring, um, do? either way, i'm sure his potty licking is just another phase, like when he used to pee in the neighbor's yard. he quit doing that, right?
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Brandi - 2004-05-26 09:28:15
I think he was referring to the poop remodeling, not the potty licking. But I could be wrong. I've certainly been wrong before. Once.
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Lori - 2004-05-26 09:58:24
Thanks a lot Uncle Bob! Not only was I bemoaning the fact that my favorite club has closed but $2.01 for gas?? PLEASE!!! You can start bitching about the prices when they've reached $2.46 like they are here!! Now I've got to go get another box of Kleenex. Let me know when the club opens back up. I need to get a little more spread to my ass and can't wait to crawl back up on my barstool with my buddies!
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hotcarl - 2004-05-26 10:11:54
The same shite happened to me at a bar I was working. They shutdown to remodel, never bothered to call and say don't hall all your shit up here. Here is a tip for any would be bar owners out there, if you can't do your remodel in less than 2 days, you better change your name and staff too, so people think you are something new and not just a shined turd.
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sassy - 2004-05-26 10:54:33
UB, the karmic debt you are incurring by continueing to be a telemarketer is mindboggling. Get out now, quickly before someone threatens your life.
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Laura - 2004-05-26 11:38:41
I'm sure if you asked Andrew WHY he licked the potty, he'd say "I dunnoooo." My 11-year-old still does the most confoundingly stupid things sometimes, and when I ask him "What the hell was going through your mind?" he says "I don't KNOWUH!" With special emphasis on the W. It just makes it more fun to taunt them later, and as I tell my kid, taunting children is what parenthood is all about. It's the parents' reward.
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pat - 2004-05-26 13:25:52
have you asked Andrew why he did it? have you discussed it with him. Told him about the germs on the toilet?.............by the way your son is soooo cute.
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erica - 2004-05-26 15:26:03
I say he did it because someone told him something tasted like crap and he wanted to compare.
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Katherine - 2004-05-26 15:50:32
I try to be polite with telemarketers realizing that they're human beings who need to earn a living like the rest of us, but because of telemarketers (the astounding number of callers) I rarely answer the phone and let everything go to voice mail. Telemarketers (with the exception of my loathesome bank promotional dept) rarely leave messages. On the rare occasion I have answered the phone and encountered a telemarketer I've been pissed to find they've hung up on me in the middle of my explaining why I'm not interested in their product or service. They phone wasting my gawddamn time and don't have the decency to stay on the line and listen. So uh, my view is that telemarketing should be completely banned or treated like spam. The one really annoying call I got was from Mothers Against Drunk Driving. The woman wanted a donation over the phone. I explained I NEVER give credit card info over the phone to ANYONE because I have no evidence of who they are. She said she'd mail me something only if I promised to send a minimum donation in some monthly amount. These people/organizations must be clueless if they think this is an appealing approach. Needless to say, she sent the mail and I donated 50 bucks to Doctors without Borders instead.
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Maleesha - 2004-05-26 21:00:00
I have a way of getting rid of telemarketers (and to some extent door to door salespeople from those vacuum cleaner companies...mostly just the telemarketers though). I got told I have a very childish sort of voice on the phone, so I just pretend that I am just some dumbass kid who's parents aren't home...works everytime. Uncle Bob - you really should quit...I mean, you can tell from the comments that nobody respects telemarketers...in fact I think most people experience homicidal tendencies when the telemarketers come calling. :-/
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craig - 2004-05-27 08:20:33
I like chocolate too, but not THAT kind...
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DS - 2004-05-27 09:11:23
What Craig said. LOL *insert other witty comment here*
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DS - 2004-05-27 09:11:29
What Craig said. LOL *insert other witty comment here*
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DS - 2004-05-27 09:12:28
Stupid double post. Sorry.
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Adam - 2004-05-27 17:24:16
I empathise with your problems with that shithole. I had several of those within a bull's roar back home and not only were they shitholes, but they were packed to the rafters (invariably) with mindless teenagers. I suppose it's better that than an empty bar, though. I hope you can find a better shithole. Or, indeed, somewhere completely devoid of shitness.
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tif - 2004-05-28 18:07:04
i totally think your kid knew what he was doing and just wanted to freak out the daycare lady. that is so rock n roll.
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