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Gary - 2004-06-03 10:19:40
Yay! I'm first. Go me! Shame I don't have a comment to make.
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Doug - 2004-06-03 10:40:39
Maybe you could put a curse on him and then hear confession on yourself.
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sassy - 2004-06-03 10:46:21
Please post the results of that search; I'd be interested in seeing what they are.
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martin - 2004-06-03 11:00:51
As your attorney, I advise you to have the good Rev. bless the lawn mower upon it being repaired. It sounds to me that your yard trimming device might just be possessed by demons if it revolted so severly against a religious figurehead. Such a ceremony might also make an intersting block party; one Rev spinning vinyl and the other mowing lawns. The pictures would be worth the neighborhood revolt that might possibly ensue.
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Alyssa - 2004-06-03 11:19:52
Maybe your new neighbor will mow the lawn as a thanks for helping him carry heavy furniture into his house.
You'd think that would have earned you some mower karma points or something.... sometimes life isn't fair.
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MNLady1962 - 2004-06-03 11:49:57
Yeah!!! An exorcism for the lawn mower!!!! Will it toss up pea soup?
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Argentum - 2004-06-03 12:09:37
What a prick!
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Kelly - 2004-06-03 13:01:21
I was gonna say what Alyssa said. :-) But I love the idea of the lawnmower being demonically posessed and revolting against a religious figurehead. lol
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Phoenix - 2004-06-03 14:16:08
LOL. People here are damn crazy. I dont just mean cookoo crazy, I mean Right Reverend Bob crazy... did I say that out loud?
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JP - 2004-06-03 14:31:16
Is this the same neighbor who, after seeing how lush and beautiful your lawn was, called up the Lawn Doctor (or whatever the name is) and artificially got his yard all prettied up just so he could have a better yard than you? If it is, it sounds like he has just gotten one over you.
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Flashlightning - 2004-06-03 14:38:49
Very good point...
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Kathy - 2004-06-03 16:23:23
How come Mattie Gee got divorced???
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jezebel - 2004-06-03 16:35:31
a broken lawnmower is a transitory problem, but a good neighbor is a long-term blessing. revel in your long grass. i hear that it can attract native birds and wildlife (ie-starlings and slugs)
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Nance - 2004-06-03 17:16:25
I have a lawn mower I can give you. . .as I have sold my house and we'll be moving in 7 days. . .but sadly, I live in Illinois and just don't know how to get it to you!
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Nance - 2004-06-03 17:16:36
I have a lawn mower I can give you. . .as I have sold my house and we'll be moving in 7 days. . .but sadly, I live in Illinois and just don't know how to get it to you!
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tiffini - 2004-06-03 18:11:56
you need a mechanic neighbor
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Marg - 2004-06-03 18:54:25
Lemmesee... your best mate (mattie) divorces, moves away, almost remarries, is about to tour Europe..... and you're telling us stories about singing drunks??!! God Bless ya Uncle Bob! Oh, and the lawnmower thing does sound like sabotage to me too - time to bring out the weed spray!
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Maleesha - 2004-06-03 20:38:58
Dude, how could you be so unco that you break a lawn mower - not even my brother can do that and he has to be the biggest dumbass on the face of the earth. Or maybe the Rev next door was just drumming up business - making the neighbours think that their mowers are possessed so that he can charge them top dollar to exorcise them...now there's an idea - you should do that Right Reverend Bob.
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f - 2004-06-03 22:03:49
fix it you doof.
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u dont wanna know.right?? - 2004-06-04 01:48:57
hey unclebob,why dont u make a stand up comedy show,i mean,if u talk the same way u writhe then u'll rock;;
good luck on that mower thinggy of u'rs
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Megan - 2004-06-04 16:09:34
That first line reminds me of one of my grandpa's favorite stories. He was notorious for drinking gin and orange juice all day long. Once, while at the doctor's, he was asked how often he drank. "I only drink socially," he said. "But I gotta tell you, I have a LOT of friends."
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Megan - 2004-06-04 16:09:40
That first line reminds me of one of my grandpa's favorite stories. He was notorious for drinking gin and orange juice all day long. Once, while at the doctor's, he was asked how often he drank. "I only drink socially," he said. "But I gotta tell you, I have a LOT of friends."
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dap6000 - 2004-06-05 12:22:07
have you heard about the movie "Planet of the Pitts" yet?
if there's anything in that film about making love on a bathtub filled with refridgerated leftovers and how the feeling of cold mashed potatoes wedged into the crack of any particular celebrity's ass makes him or her cum like a $2 whore hopped up on amol nitrates, somebody owes you a fuckin' lot of money.
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lisa - 2004-06-06 02:03:16
If he doesn't fix your mower soon, just an idea: creep onto the minister's lawn in the middle of the night making un-Christian crop circles. Or just use Round-Up. That'll show him.
Is my room in hell ready now?
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radiogurl - 2004-06-06 22:15:59
Serial social drinking, new neighbors moving in in the wee hours, old neighbors moving around the planet to become rock stars, and broken and possessed lawn mowers. The only thing missing is a former TV star and bad reviews and you've got the makings of an off-season movie. Have you ever considered kicking out your neighborhood?
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