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bigpimpinmba - 2004-07-21 08:50:26
You'll be mowing lawns by Friday. I've got $20 bucks on it. Actually, would you mow my lawn ON Friday FOR $20?
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bigpimpinmba - 2004-07-21 08:50:33
You'll be mowing lawns by Friday. I've got $20 bucks on it. Actually, would you mow my lawn ON Friday FOR $20?
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Drew - 2004-07-21 08:53:11
Jesus Uncle Bob. Why are you so mean to little Dennis? It's clear that behind all your wise cracks and smart ass quips, that it is really you...YOU who is the sad little boy. All alone, hiding behind all these zings and wiserheimer cracsk. You know what Bob? It's ok. It really is. It's ok to cry. It's ok to let it all out. YOu're just a sad, scared litttle bunny of a boy. But it's ok.
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bigpimpinmba - 2004-07-21 08:53:56
FRIGGIN BROWSER. The first time I'm the first poster for everyone to see me in my glory and I post the same thing twice! What a tool. Stupid poetic justice. I'll be second in line behind you for the Krispy Kreme drink.
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sassy - 2004-07-21 08:59:15
I am ashamed to admit that I am anxiously awaiting your review of the Krispy Kreme drink. I really can't tolerate Krispy Kremes: too greasy, but I'm curious as to how the drink will be. Can something be greasy while frozen? I need to know.
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Ricky - 2004-07-21 09:06:11
I bet the Krispy Kreme donut drink will be just like sticking a straw into a jelly donut and sucking out all the filling. Mmmmmm. Donut fillin's. Come on. Everyones stuck a straw into a jelly donut.
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warcrygirl - 2004-07-21 09:12:06
Krispy Kremes ROCK! That's why I stay far, far away from that place, they are just too good. Now see what you've started? If you had told Dennis to go play in traffic the first time he wouldn't keep bothering you. Where the hell are his parents, anyway? Your life is starting to sound like an episode of Ed, Edd and Eddy.
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Sandra - 2004-07-21 09:26:18
Krispy Kreme doughnut drinks??! Now I know for sure that God wants me dead. As for Dennis, if you ignore his piteous butt just two or three times, he'll leave you alone. But then what would you write about? Thanks for the laugh, as always.
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Saidnot - 2004-07-21 10:17:19
I've done it! I've lured a coworker into the fold! He's busily scanning the archives instead of working now, all thanks to Krispy Kreme.
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erin - 2004-07-21 10:19:30
I have Krispy Kremes, but I can't wait to hear your review. The thought of a greasy iced doughnut drink makes me want to throw up, so I commend your bravery.
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MNLady1962 - 2004-07-21 10:21:56
Do what my Hubby did to our "Dennis". Guaranteed to get rid of him: Let the dog piss on him and then "accidently" hit him on the head with the door while the kid is looking down at his wet shoes!!! Never saw that damn kid again!
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HRT - 2004-07-21 10:22:46
So while the rest of creation is coming up with ways to decrease the amount of sugar, carbs and calories in their offerings, KrispyKreme says PUNK THAT, lets create a way to infuse MORE sugar into people. I hear by KRISmas they plan on having a doughnut IV drip for people on cholostrophy bags and in comas. It'll be on all the kids lists for Santa.
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Miss Schecki - 2004-07-21 10:28:46
The Krispy Kreme frozen drinks are sublime. And? They'll put coffee in with it if you want. It's better than crack, y'all. Seriously. Also? They give you a punch card. Buy 5 get the 6th one free. If any of you all are ever in the Chicagoland area, we can go out for frozen doughnut drinks.
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Drew - 2004-07-21 10:34:28
YOu brought another into the fold? What is this a cult? This "Uncle Bob" is a deeply disturbed, emotionaly stunted freak, yet you people make him out to be some kind of...well, "Heroe" Uncle Bob is selfish, self centered creaton sitting at the strip joint of societly like some perverted spectator lusting after the breasts of normal socity. Well Ub, the breasts of normal socity are about to lactate and hit you square between the eyes with a motherly dose of reality. Get real people. Get real.
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Katherine - 2004-07-21 11:02:41
A quick look at the calories and carbs in your smallest krispy kreme liquid donut beverage will reveal it's not going to help with weight loss that's for sure. Interesting they don't list the fat content. And um that white stuff on top looks just like whipped cream!
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kaki321 - 2004-07-21 11:08:56
I am thinking that the Krispy Creme Frozen Drink would be a velvety smooooth vanilla like shake. Can't wait to hear UB's review. As for Dennis, he sounds kind of endearing...in a pin-in-your-eye kind of way.
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e - 2004-07-21 11:18:04
jesus you're a picky bastard.
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Jaquan - 2004-07-21 11:33:01
I am going to be the only one here (at the moment) to write about "Starsky & Hutch" that gawdaweful movie that UB mentioned only briefly. I saw that in the cheap theatres with a 50 cent admission coupon and I can say, it was a waste of 50 cents! At least I didn't rent it *wink* Ah well, UB, at least look on the bright side; with answering the door for Dennis, you missed some of the movie. Be grateful for that.
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Saidnot - 2004-07-21 11:54:39
Drew, He's no worse than my deeply disturbed, emotionally stunted freak of a husband. Actually, the two might turn out to be fast friends, swapping tales of annoying neighbor children and quests for some much desired, but almost impossible to find CD. Of course, that would mean Bob would be hanging out in my bedroon closet where the collection resides and that might be a little odd. What the heck. Hey Bob, lunch, my place, Saturday. Bring the wife and kid. I'll loan you my copy of The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover as a parting gift. Now that's bizarre and disturbing.
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Loki's Concubine - 2004-07-21 12:18:26
Heh... heroe. I feel like Beavis after reading that comment. He said breasts....... Of course I'm a Beavis who can spell. :)
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Wendyloo - 2004-07-21 12:27:05
And this would be why Krispy Kreme has been having financial problems (that they are blaming on the low carb craze), a doughnut frozen drink? Just what overweight America needs. Ugh, makes my stomach turn just thinking about it. My father(a BIG donut fan) was told by his nutritionist that they are nothing but fat pills. Guess I'll just see more people coming to work that need to lose weight.
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public defender - 2004-07-21 12:55:20
See, the problem is, you keep opening the door. Just don't open the door.
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Jamie - 2004-07-21 14:09:36
Seriously... liquid donuts? That's disgusting. For the record, there's nothing quite so twisted here in good 'ol Canada. Except those blubber cookies that came out last year, but hell.... that was just convenience.
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pudhole - 2004-07-21 14:40:38
next we'll have coffee flavored donuts!
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Clara Barton - 2004-07-21 15:09:15
A door-to-door lemonade salesman. I wonder why nobody thought of that before? Oh, yeah, because it doesn't work. You need tell the little nipper to go door-to-door selling Krispy Kreme donuts. Charge a buck apiece. Addicts will pay anything when he waves that glazed, deep-fried confection under their noses. They won't be able to resist when it appears at their very own door. By the way, I read recently where men who masturbate at least 3 times a week are less likely to get prostate cancer. Tell your wife you're just doin' it for medicinal purposes.
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JuddHole - 2004-07-21 15:19:11
That doughnut shit seals it.
I'm starting my own walk-in plastic surgery joint.
Only instead of liposuction, we'll offer lipovaction.
We're going to take big bags of lard and shoot 'em into your ass for very competitive prices.
I'll make millions.
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nicki - 2004-07-21 15:32:46
at least the kids in your neighborhood like you. the kids in my neighborhood while i was growing up played some pretty nasty pranks on the "grown ups" they didn't care for...like urinating on doorknobs, feces in the mailbox, etc. one kid even climbed onto the roof of an apartment building just so he could use his remote control to screw around with this woman's tv. never underestimate what children are capable of.
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KtZeAyns - 2004-07-21 16:02:45
Mmmmm...coffee flavored donuts, someone should do that. Have you ever tried a Krispy Kreme still warm with a scoop of ice cream on top? Sadly, I live in the UK now and there are NO good donuts here.
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Longtime Reader - 2004-07-21 16:08:34
um, Uncle Bob ... aren't you a diabetic? You sure liquid Krispy Kreme in a cup is the best thing for ya?
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StevieD - 2004-07-21 16:52:03
Go to www.krispykreme.com/coupons and you can get one of these drinks for free!
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Sandra - 2004-07-21 17:04:13
According the website so kindly provided by StevieD, the large frozen "beverage" has 710 calories and a whopping 22 fat grams. That's just . . . wow.
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ScottyP - 2004-07-21 17:30:55
Must...have...Krispy Kreme liquid donut drink...
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Kelly - 2004-07-21 19:21:08
HRT...cholostrophy bags? That about killed me. I personally love to drive past the Krispy Kreme when the HOT NOW light is on. Except that it's about 10 miles from here, which is good for the waistline. So, I haven't had a Krispy Kreme since last summer when I was in California, where they did not know the pure heaven that is a Krispy Kreme original right off the line. They do now, though, hahaha, it was all part of my evil plan to make my skinny friend FAT! Muhahaha. Yes, this is our cult, our evil, evil cult...and our fearless leader and heroe (@@) is Uncle Bob, the societal defect. ;-)HEY, I just figured out who Drew REALLY is! It's Dan Quayle!
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