disco - 2004-08-23 08:57:42
Feel better, man. Tell that story soon.
warcrygirl - 2004-08-23 08:57:49
Sounds like the virus we just got over here in the Warcry household. Get LOTS of rest. The congestion should come later, if it is the same one. I may have had 2 separate viruses. You'll feel like new in about a week. Take care!
Andy - 2004-08-23 09:08:53
It could be a tumor.
CUBuckeye - 2004-08-23 09:21:12
It's not a tumah!
Misterbigimportantrichguy - 2004-08-23 09:25:14
I'd like to offer my preemptive strike against Uncle Bob's rant. I can't stand paying ungrateful DJ's to work my big-important-party for my big-important-rich-friends and having him talk about it on his low-class diary. I should be able to talk to him in any way that I please because I am so big, rich, and important. "You are all worthless and weak. Now drop and give me 20."

Did I mention that I was rich? and important?

I fear that Uncle Bob will resort to a historically inaccurate rant, topped by "Niedermeyer-DEAD!"
HRT - 2004-08-23 09:53:10
Last time Bob said he didn't feel so well he up and disappeared for days on end leading to out and out anarchy on the comments section of this site. So in a preemptive measure, in the event that this comment section reaches the unstated capacity of 814 posts feel free to vent and rant here.

Shameless plug, from a confessed attention whore. batteries not included.
sven - 2004-08-23 10:07:30
sounds like the opening stages of bubonic plague, paint a red cross on your front door and kill your family to spare them, then hang youself with a lamp flex from the basketball hoop
Danelle - 2004-08-23 10:15:28
As the inhouse expert on rich drunk people (('m a limo driver)...this better be good.
Andy - 2004-08-23 10:17:50
Now where did I put those coconut bras...
schecki - 2004-08-23 10:37:32
Did someone say coco nut bras?
nautile - 2004-08-23 10:48:34
Hey, exactly what I was thinking, HRT.

I don't have a coconut bra, but I'm working on my coconut radio as we speak.

Feel better soon, UB, or we'll go crazy again . . .
Dr. Foster - 2004-08-23 10:50:52
Here's what you need to do: Liberally smear 5lbs of goose fat on your chest and crotchital area (a natural, if pungent, soothing balm). Wrap chest in brown paper (provides insulation from chills and draughts. You may experience a rustling sensation). Wrap forehead and cranium in foil ( for obvious reasons) and wear bright red socks (lightens the gloom). Leave gential area exposed and continue with life as per normal. Should be through it in about a week or so.
damnitkage - 2004-08-23 11:49:30
Bring out yer dead!
HRT - 2004-08-23 12:04:52
I'm not dead yet...

I want to go for a walk...

I feel happy...
Jinxie - 2004-08-23 12:07:57
Aw, sorry to hear you're not well UB...As for the rest of you cats out there: take your vitamins, get plenty of rest, and eat well--my boss [in California] just called in sick with the same symptoms as UB, and I've heard of a few others around here with similar ailments...
Argentum - 2004-08-23 13:04:03
Get Well soon, Bob. Best wishes.
Marcia - 2004-08-23 13:25:29
You seem to be sick an awful lot. It must be nice to have so much free time to indulge in sickness.
kaki321 - 2004-08-23 14:45:53
Feel better UB! Small kids in the house = many sicknesses cast upon the adults. Have a sick 8 month old home with me today. Me sickie too. Ugh. I think the 3 year old is next.
cat - 2004-08-23 16:10:40
Hope you recover soon UB.
cat - 2004-08-23 16:12:59
Oh and since "Marcia" didn't see fit to leave her contact information, I'll respond to her here. No one "indulges" in being sick you stupid bitch. A person cannot help being ill. God, I hate people like you. Please feel free to contact me as I (unlike you) am not afraid to leave my info.
Kelly - 2004-08-23 16:58:54
I have been sick all week with a tummy bug. From what I heard at work, I seem to be the healthiest of the flu-infested bunch. However I started having head congestion Friday, ear pain yesterday, and was told I have a raging ear infection this morning. UB, what you described sounds like me when I had pneumonia in November! I hope it's not that, but if it is, one (hyphenated) word: Z-Pak. :-)
saidnot - 2004-08-23 17:43:38
You ate from the concession stand at the Expo, didn't you ... maybe, that was just a guy who looked like you.
peachsncreem - 2004-08-24 08:13:24
that sucks UB but don't worry youll get better eventually

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