saidnot - 2004-08-24 09:20:16
Yep. White peoples get crazy when they drink. And its apparently not a good idea if you want to make a good impression on the cute girl you actually would like to date ... but that's a different story.
Carrie - 2004-08-24 09:32:24
Hope you feel better soon. :)
epipie - 2004-08-24 10:08:07
Man. That is a gem of a story. I'm surprised you actually got it out while dealing with the flu. If I had to write it, it'd be: "Durrr. I hate life. Goodnight." I hope you feel better, UB. Thank you for struggling just to entertain our measly lives.
Andy - 2004-08-24 10:13:10
Wow. Drunk people at a party that annoy the hired help? Say it aint so!
. - 2004-08-24 10:46:59
I've never read your journal before, and that entry was fucking hillarious. I like how you take the time to put detail into what happens to you so it's like we're actually there, and you have a humorous look on things.
HRT - 2004-08-24 10:52:45
I think I have to officially add Uncle Bob to the: Fucking Ridiculously Insanely Talented People I Loathe List. also known as the FRIT-PILL.

Bigimportantrichguy - 2004-08-24 11:07:09
Why must you write about the actions of a few of our guests and leave out the part about why the party was really stopped... You were found walking around with your boner all night, making all of the women and children terribly uncomfortable. I had to stop the party. Things were extremely uncomfortable for the guests. There was a reason that Patty didn't want to walk up to sing into your microphone.
ScottyP - 2004-08-24 11:15:56
Y'know, I don't think your entry was particularly fair toward the two or three obscenely rich people who aren't drunken assholes. Of course, I'm not one of them, so I could be mistaken.
Andy - 2004-08-24 11:20:02
Hey Patty! Sing into this!
tif - 2004-08-24 14:34:10
i think the mental patient thing is sort of sexy
Kelly - 2004-08-24 21:36:08
I knew it! I'm sorry you do actually have pneumonia but I had a feeling. Four days before I was diagnosed I had a pain in my upper right chest and then the next day I got into bed and couldn't get out until my best friend literally came over and drug my ass to the doctor four days later. The pneumonia was in my right upper lobe (see the connection?). I hope they gave you a kick butt antibiotic like Z-pak. It might make you queezy but it will kick that pneumonia's behind! Feel better UB and try to keep something on your tummy and drink lots of liquids.
Marie - 2004-08-25 10:09:52
Yeah, I figured you had pneumonia. Years ago, I got walking pneumonia, and I was running a fever of 105 when we got to the HMO. I was delirious, and kept cautioning the nurse that if she didn't do a good job of drawing blood, I was going to be pissed. However, they didn't actually tell me that I had walking pneumonia until the follow-up visit a few weeks later. Damned HMO's.
Andy - 2004-08-25 10:10:58
I went to a Karokee bar last night and it sucked. I just sat thier thinking to myself "Man, this would be so much better if the DJ was a sickly mental patient with an errection".
Andrew - 2004-08-25 10:13:01
Daddy, what's a boner?
peachsncreem - 2004-08-25 15:47:16
haha ub even tho you are sick you still bring laughs into my life....hope you get better soon
huh - 2004-08-26 01:07:16
Excuse my dumbass question, but how exactly does pneumonia walk?
Queenie - 2004-08-26 07:40:51
I find it hard to believe that Alabama actually has what you describe as "trophy wives." Is a trophy wife in Alabama someone who has greater than 50% of their teeth?

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