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connex - 2004-09-15 07:06:34
I'm glad I live over here and not over there with all those hurricanes and shyte. It may rain alot but at least the roof stays where it is.
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Bigpimpinmba - 2004-09-15 08:01:14
You should watch the Amazing race where you know that the one guy (Colin) is about 0.2 seconds away from beating his girlfriend (Christine) to a bloody pulp before he realizes that the camera is on him.

Actual quotes: "My ox is broken!" while he was trying to plow a field. This was comic gold. Next up was, "Shut up. I hate you!" to his girlfriend about 13 minutes before they made out because they weren't eliminated. They should immediately be on their own reality show.

I don't even know if I can rightfully comment on the religous, dating models, who say that the Lord will take care of everything. If only the midget could have stayed in longer.... This show is awesome
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MNLady1962 - 2004-09-15 08:11:12
I have had two root canals and they are not as bad as people say they are. They just take a couple of visits, that's all. Get all numbed up and relax. And in the end, you get a nice shiny new tooth!!!!! Yay!!!
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Kari - 2004-09-15 08:18:00
Hey UB - I had a root canal done in July and all the horror stories you hear are so not true. My dentist was fast, friendly and very generous with the novicane.
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metanoia - 2004-09-15 08:32:53
I think the urethra thing would be preferable to the root canal thing... just me personally.. Root canals are bad muthafuckas. Me hate. Hope your hatches stay battened down and you and your family come thru the hurricane unscathed!
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Rae - 2004-09-15 08:37:19
An ex-housemate of mine had a root canal done by a third-year dental student (it was free that way) with no anaesthetic. He described the sensation as "interesting".
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Kathy - 2004-09-15 09:14:49
I've been through Hurricane Fran in N. Carolina and its a horrible experience. My prayers are with all of you.
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Vanessa - 2004-09-15 09:28:23
You're inland enough that you shouldn't have too much destruction. But when the power goes out, you'll need lots of water, not just for drinking but for washing, if you're inclined to do so. Fill up the bathtubs and sinks before the storm. And get some NUTRITIOUS foods! With protein! Who knows when you'll be able to get to a store w/ power?? The grill will be your friend. Gas it up. How am I such a wealth of info? Because I live in South Florida. Best of luck - I like Alabama. We moved here from B'ham.
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mary - 2004-09-15 09:58:38
Can I add to Vanessa's comments? Things I Learned About Hurricanes: Generator. If you can afford one, GET IT, NOW. Those things are like gold during two week outages. Ice, another golden commodity after power goes out in the steamy south. If FEMA is in your area giving it out, take it! Remember, the shit melts within 24 hours, and NO ONE will have it after the storm. Fill your tub to flush the toilet, or better, fill several big garbage cans - just for flush. If you;re like me, and the sewer system fails, get a motel room. There is no other way around it, believe me, unless you like pooping in the yard, which is against the law, I believe. I didn't stay to find out. Another biggie for me - make sure your crappy portable radio actually WORKS before the storm - mine was a POS. Hurricane lanterns are so much better than candles, last longer and are brighter. If you get a genrator, please don't put in near a window or door, several residents here are in hyperbaric chambers from carbon monoxide poisoning from doing this. You won't care much about eating when you're sweating your ass off in 100 degree heat for a week, trust me. Businesses get power first, so eat out if you can (make sure they tossed their food that was there during the outage, most are limited menus for a while.) Camping equipment is wonderful if you have it - sterno stoves, etc. ANd so on, and on. I hope you aren't offended by this advice, but after two hurricanes ya get to know some stuff :) Vanessa, hope you're ok, I finally got power back Saturday night. Man, that was *miserable*.
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nautile - 2004-09-15 10:12:40
They're out of generators here :-(

Aren't toliets supposed to work even if the power goes out? I thought it was a gravity sort of thing.

Good luck, UB. At least you're on the ground floor :-)
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raceyred - 2004-09-15 10:16:39
Ugh. Root canal. Make sure your dentist is competent; I was referred to a "specialist" and he told me in 3 seconds flat that I needed a root canal. I was leery because his office was waaaay ghetto, and he was a total asshat (ha I said asshat). I went to another dentist and he found a teeny, tiny cavity at my gumline. Thus, no root canal! Make sure your dentist is competent! Good luck. At least you can get some legal drugs from the deal. Mmmm, prescription drugs. Me likeee likeee.
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randommuse - 2004-09-15 10:23:59
Don't worry, Uncle Bob. Everyone seems to love to exaggerate dentist stories. I've had a couple of double root canals and have never had one bit of trouble or horrific pain. And I'm a wimp.
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pinkytusk - 2004-09-15 10:46:04
well if you die you won't have to get a root canal.. that's good news. hope everything turns out ok, seriously. and if your house gets fucked maybe you can score some insurance money and build a stone stage in your backyard with trees and plants and shit.
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angeline - 2004-09-15 11:32:27
I'm sending good thoughts your way, UB. Sounds like Ivan is shaping up to be like Hugo, which I remember all too well (was in S.C. during THAT doozy). Remember to fill your bathtub with fresh water and tape up your windows!
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marissa - 2004-09-15 11:42:12
I just got a root canal today, and it really wasn't a big deal- it was nothing compared to the pain I had before I got it done. Here's hoping you get spared from the windy bitch, but if you don't- best of luck, stay safe, and have fun eating your corny treats!
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Samantha - 2004-09-15 12:14:08
UB, I know you don't know me from Adam, but I love your site. Wanted to advise AGAINST Angeline's advice about taping your windows. (Sorry, Angeline!) But the truth of the matter here is this: plywood. Plywood, plywood, plywood. All the tape will hold together if the window blows is the part the tape is actually ON, leaving the untaped area of the window free to shatter on your nice clean (Pop-Tart covered?) floor. Just some advice from a long-time Florida resident who's been around the hurricane block a time or two. ;-) Best of Luck.
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Wendyloo - 2004-09-15 12:35:54
Hey UB, good luck with Ivan. I'll be thinking about you and our good friends that live in Mobile. Just make sure you have plenty of amusement for Andrew when he starts begging to go outside and can't.
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GA girl - 2004-09-15 12:58:35
Funny, we folks who live on the Georgia coastline complain that the national news never acknowledges OUR existence. I mean, we barely even registered when the G8 summit was here, let alone that we might ever be in a hurricane's path. Good luck with everything.
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Dawn - 2004-09-15 14:15:21
Root Canals. Ow. UB, get a dentist who is known to be quick, skilled, and gentle. Oh and if you like, very, very generous with the injections. Apparently, some dentists can be so skilled with root canals that you can have no anesthesia and still feel nothing.
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Danielley - 2004-09-15 14:18:47
Good luck with Ivan, UB! I live in Florida, so I feel your pain. Although Ivan did miss up, we still got hit with Charley and Frances. Stay safe!
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mazuroo - 2004-09-15 14:28:01
UB, you might be the funniest man alive. I had a root canal, the dentist was great, he gave me a happy ending and everything... just kidding (about the root canal thing, the dentist jerks me off all the time) Good luck with Ivan, go pretend you're Forest Gump.. what's the worst that could happen?
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Ari - 2004-09-15 14:31:34
"WHERE'S THE GODDAMNED POP TARTS?!?" Man this made my days seeing as how I could see myself doing this same thing. Thanks for the laugh.
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octavie - 2004-09-15 15:26:14
Hey Uncle Bob.. sorry to hear about your teeth. I guessed you had pretty good taste in music, and love agressive sexual.. sayings. Anyway I thought this song might entertain you. It's called Prison Sex, by Tool. And it's awesome.
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HRT - 2004-09-15 16:08:41
Not to piss in your conflakes kid, but you brought this on yourself, taunting the last hurricane when it mercifully spared your double-wide. Next time you'll be a little gentler to dear old Mother Nature, she can be a biatch when riled.
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Mariah - 2004-09-15 16:25:46
Well comment #1 they are talking up New Orleans because it seems with the hurricane rains plus the Gulf plus the mighty Mississippi, they have the potential for major flooding. However, that's no excuse for not sending Alabama some shout-outs...lol comment #2-I am thinking of you and yours and hope that you are safe.
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mary - 2004-09-15 16:26:07
A lot of the newer suburbs are on a PEP system for sewer - a septic tank in your yard that pumps out to the town's main sewage system. When the power goes out, they fill up - and nowhere to pump out to. They tried pumping each one individually, but had to give up, it was too much. So they evacuated the neighborhood. Yes, it sucked. And stunk. My toilets eventually wouldn't flush at all, but thank God, it was only toilet tank water and not raw sewage, backing up. Floods will also overwhelm even an old fashioned sewage system, but that happens later..
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Petra - 2004-09-15 17:03:11
Screw novacaine. Ask for nitrous gas. Best stuff ever, I was briefly awake during parts of my root canal, and for all my bloodied nose fear of needles and sharp object near me, I asked what everything was for until they told me to hush and rest. It makes the time fly, calms you down and as soon as you sit up after a procedure, it leaves your system so you can drive. And you'll still need the novacaine, so scratch that first statement. :D
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cosmicrayola - 2004-09-15 17:51:25
Stay safe. I will be thinking of you and your family.
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Yarnsmith - 2004-09-15 18:30:01
A root canal is a piece of cake...had 3 last year plus oral surgery..worse part was sitting 45 minutes at a crack with neck locked back and mouth agape. Take care Uncle Bob. Hope you, Susie and Andrew stay safe.
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word - 2004-09-15 18:39:12
just so you know, i TOO have a root canal scheduled for tomorrow, sans the torrential rain & cataclysmic windiness. and really, root canals are not as bad as having a bottom molar removed and especially not as bad as having a toothache. uncomfortable, tedious, yes, but not very painful - mostly just annoying. and i am a wuss with my teeth, so i know what i am talking about.
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Heloise - 2004-09-15 18:39:31
Before the next "disaster", every time you empty out a gallon milk container, rinse it out and fill it with clean water. Put it in the freezer. Put the date on it with a magic marker. Now you'll have water when you need it. Periodically check them and chuck the ones that are getting old, or use the water for your plants or something. I live in California, and this is what we do for earthquakes. Which, bu the way, DON'T give a warning before they hit.
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ScottyP - 2004-09-15 19:03:16
Hey UB...I've had three root canals (two on the same tooth, because my first dentist was a malpracticing dillhole, but that's beside the point), and they don't hurt badly at all. The pain you feel beforehand is worse than the pain of the procedure. Just tell your dentist that you're extremely pain/dentist phobic and to numb you with enough Novocaine to put down a hippo, and you'll be set. Plus, the Vicodin afterward are quite nice...
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heather - 2004-09-15 19:10:17
I have a root canal scheduled for October 4th, and those comments calmed me down so much. Good luck with Ivan, yo.
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Elaine - 2004-09-15 20:44:20
You need some vienna sausages or bread, us readers'll hook you up for sure.
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stella - 2004-09-15 20:51:00
Best of luck with Ivan. We had Isabel last year, so I can tell you all about that FEMA shit. What is it about "I" hurricanes? They are never very nice.
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Amnesia - 2004-09-15 21:26:52
OK - so signs you swear too much: when you are disecting actual words and insert swear words into the middle of them. Example: "Where is the Vacuum-fucking cleaner" and "Get your butt down-fucking-stairs" I can see that you went to the seminar on how to successfully do this. Good job. As for the root canal - I will keep you in my prayers... cause you are going to need it. It is truly a wonderfuckingful treat. Just make sure you ask for the good drugs.
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Kelly - 2004-09-15 22:50:23
Welp, we're ready for the hurricane up here in H'ville. The schools are closed, the generator's gassed up, and we've got 24 bottles of water and a case of Michelob. Heloise, I gotta agree with you on the earthquake comment. I grew up 40 miles east of SF and there is no way to prepare for an earthquake. My dad commuted from our town into The City and while the bridge was out in '89 it took him 3 hours one way. I much prefer a week's worth of warnings, I must say.
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Terra - 2004-09-16 00:28:28
As I think someone mentioned already, if you are having dental work done, DEFINITELY pay the extra for nitrous oxide. I got 5 fillings a couple weeks ago and they had to wait 5 minutes for me to stop laughing to get in my mouth. I had the time of my life and with the extra novocaine i asked for as well, didn't feel a thing.
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Maya - 2004-09-16 03:16:12
Good bye uncle Bob.
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Karen - 2004-09-16 09:09:59
Really, really, root canals aren't bad. You'll be surprised at the lack of pain.
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YouaresoChic - 2004-09-16 14:50:54
You really are so chic! I loved that bit about "the goddamned poptarts", if I had been drinking coffee, it would have snorted right out my nose! You are the only journaller I have read who can make a trip to the wonderfuckingful Wally World so much fun!
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