Comments:

MNLady1962 - 2004-10-12 08:59:10
Thanks for the laugh, UB. I needed it today and you just happened to update at the right time!!!!
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MNLady1962 - 2004-10-12 09:00:09
By the way, since it seems to be a big deal, I was first. Thank you very much.
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Sandra - 2004-10-12 09:13:26
A potential good ol' fashioned rumble AND all the booze you can drink? And you're complaining??
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Cat - 2004-10-12 09:25:14
Sounds like you got a WILD night in store for you on SAT. Hope your life insurance is paid up! goodluck UB, can't wait to hear how this night ends up!
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Azimel - 2004-10-12 09:25:26
Crap. That sounds... bad. Though, the bride could pull a "My Big Fat Greek (Redneck) Wedding" and put Windex on her zits. That may work. Just remember the pepper spray on this job and DJ for your liiife!
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emp-dalek- - 2004-10-12 09:44:30
yeeeehaaaa! i can still remember when mom got hitched with uncle jobob! thems was some good times. there was cussin' and drinkin', and fighten'! good times....good times...
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BigPimpinMBA - 2004-10-12 10:05:09
For some reason, the words, "You've got a really pretty mouth, boy" are stuck in my head. Can't quite figure out why.
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Barry (in MN too) - 2004-10-12 10:31:22
I wonder if they have bulletproof turntable covers? Oh...that right,you have the new MegaMix CD spineroo system you got this summer. If you wore a black Kid Rock concert tee with a kevlar vest underneath maybe? I do know that I'll have a helluva great update to look forward to on Monday though.
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Gretsch - 2004-10-12 10:39:27
Oh get pictures!!!! Losts and lots of pictures!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!
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Rue - 2004-10-12 10:41:38
Redneck weddings are the best. I'm telling you. There will be an abundance of weirdness and it sounds like there's gonna be a hell of a lot more. I'm almost a little jealous I can't go to watch the train wreck.
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dukkha - 2004-10-12 10:50:39
Rap + Country = Big & Rich. Those rednecks'll love it.
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Arizona Sarah - 2004-10-12 10:59:07
Better PBR than Keystone, I guess.
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g - 2004-10-12 11:06:15
"Fiancee" is what the woman is. "Fiance" is what the man is.
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mellie - 2004-10-12 11:22:04
my family is totally backwoods redneck....im already dreading the thought of my wedding.....
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weaselly - 2004-10-12 11:31:14
Omigod, you're DJing Britney's "real" wedding? How did you score that gig?
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Mindi - 2004-10-12 11:55:57
Are they sure six kegs will be enough?! So glad I don't live in Alabama.
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Mindi - 2004-10-12 11:56:45
Are they sure six kegs will be enough?! So glad I don't live in Alabama.
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Divaah46 - 2004-10-12 13:29:14
Bring your Pepper Spray, a fully charged cell phone that will call out to the cops, and plenty of germ-killing hand gel and wipes. Maybe a rosary too if you're Catholic. Or a small statue of Buddha. Some sort of prayer object.
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cat - 2004-10-12 14:26:20
Hm, perhaps the security guard shouldn't be the only armed person in attendance, eh? Have fun.
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IshKabibil - 2004-10-12 15:49:58
Oh, lordy UB, good luck. I know some of your entries are for pure entertainment, but alas, I don't think you have exaggerated at all this time. I've been to a few of my relatives weddings and they never miss to be entertaining to say the least... can't wait for Monday's entry!!
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drunkenbudda - 2004-10-12 16:22:29
two words: bullet proof glass look for the post game on fark.com - under SCARY.
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groovebunny - 2004-10-12 17:49:36
LMAO! I didn't realize rednecks wore flip flops. But then again I didn't realize they listen to rap either.
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tif - 2004-10-12 18:15:34
oh yeah! thats Jeeter's boy...
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Stephen Sondheim - 2004-10-12 19:32:08
I have often wondered how "West Side Story" would look re-cast with southern rednecks. And Uncle Bob has the aisle seat! "When you a Jet, you a Jet all tha way, boy!" "Ah feel purty -- oh, so purty!" "T'night, t'night, we'll drain six kegs t'night..." It just goes on and on. As do I.
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Britney Spears - 2004-10-12 20:32:00
Oops, I farted again!
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jessica - 2004-10-12 21:33:05
sounds like fun! woo doggy!
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katrina - 2004-10-13 07:10:20
Wait a minute...you live in Alabama, and this is your FIRST redneck wedding?
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