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Comments:
Barry - 2004-10-28 07:12:26
Urine for some great times,Unkie Bob-can't wait to read about them soon.
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shana - 2004-10-28 07:35:15
congrats on the job offer, ub! guess since my favorite slacker found employment, i have no further excuses, must lay down the wacky weed AGAIN, and get out there and piss, dammit!
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Andy - 2004-10-28 08:41:04
Congratulations Uncle Bob.
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ibeejd - 2004-10-28 08:58:49
Good luck with the job...being just recently unemployed I get to venture into the "we will call you world"....and I can relate to the "I dont do druuuh-uuugs" comment...having been there myself its a great feeling knowing I can pass with flying colors now!
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saidnot - 2004-10-28 09:02:01
Congrats, Uncle Bob. Try not to give away your secret identity this time, eh? ;-)
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warcrygirl - 2004-10-28 09:46:16
I don't envy you there UB. It'll be a couple of years before I'm ready to re-enter the job market. I stay at home and I still get NO naps! Congrats and good luck, I look forward to reading about all the fuckwits you get to deal with now that you're leaving the house.
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Kay - 2004-10-28 09:52:56
Good to know you have a habit of flushing the toliet UB, now could you come to my house and teach that to my 16 yr old? I will give you $30!
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Kelly - 2004-10-28 10:19:58
I hope you haven't eaten anything with poppyseeds in it during the last 30 days. Your piss will test positive for opiates.
Happy Thursday! :-)
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itsy - 2004-10-28 10:27:30
Confused. Why no flushing??? Eeeww!!
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Andy - 2004-10-28 13:10:36
The "no flushing rule" makes it difficult for the testee to cheat. Many times, the water in the bowl is tinted so that you don't try and dillute your speciman. Or so I've been told. Google "Beating a Drug Test" and you'll be amazed. or not.
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Brandi - 2004-10-28 13:24:21
So you're a paperwork chauffeur?!?! Congratulations... I guess. ;-)
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tracy - 2004-10-28 13:57:05
yeah you!
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Bing - 2004-10-28 14:03:28
Do they make you wear a uniform? "Uncle Bob" on the name patch above the pocket?
Better yet, do you get to carry a gun? Now that would be cool.
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awittykitty - 2004-10-28 14:49:50
congrats on the job, uncle bob. I just got my first job in 3 years and start Monday also. Maybe we can stop and have a bagel or something. Whee!
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erica - 2004-10-28 14:51:16
I have a feeling a lot of people who read this diary won't be amazed by that Google.
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zooby - 2004-10-28 14:59:10
I have a feeling people who google beating a drug test will actually now be directed to this page. If they weren't already.
That's awesome Bob. Keep up the good non-drug smoking work!
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twobaddogs - 2004-10-29 07:00:26
Unky Bob, why didn't you just go ahead and leave her the "other" kind of sample? I mean, it sounds like you were (ahem) capable, and she might have been impressed. Who knows: maybe they can test that stuff for drugs, too.
Have fun with your new job!
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chedderfish - 2004-10-29 09:55:15
as your message board seems overrun w/ spam I thought I'd drop you this link here too-
http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?&idq=/ff/story/0001/20041028/1914179169.htm
woman digs up dead boyfriend drinks his beer....
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Dawn (webmiztris) - 2004-10-29 12:30:29
I hate jobs where they piss test you. Nosy bastards! I feel that if you get the job and are a good worker, it shouldn't matter if you do a little pot or coke once in a while.
Needless to say, I wouldn't pass a drug test.
Funny how the only ones who care about piss tests are the ones you won't pass...lol
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jafer - 2004-10-30 10:01:21
Congrats, Uncle Bob. I knew you could do it.
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