warcrygirl - 2004-11-10 06:19:31
Okay, you do realize that 'feces' and 'shit' are the same thing, right?

If you think that's bad you should work with money. Now that's filthy. Just think of places where you've seen a 10 or a 20 dollar bill. Now, how many times have you washed your hands after handling money???
cosmicrayola - 2004-11-10 07:19:57
Not that I am super paranoid about germs, but if I were you, I would invest in a large bottle of waterless gel they sell now. You just squirt a gob onto your hands and rub it in. Takes only a few seconds and kills almost any virus/germ/contaminant you may have picked up. One jug would last you a few weeks or more. At least then, your not going home and touching food, or God forbid, Andrew with who knows what on your hands. Just sayin. We use it at work. It is good stuff and even comes with Aloe and vitimins so it keeps your hands nice and soft too.
Andy - 2004-11-10 08:39:08
Do you know the eskimos have 47 different words to describe shit?

I would love to see the google hits UB must now be getting with all this talk of Pee.
Slambo - 2004-11-10 09:42:38
Man boobs and germy cheeto pies are all George Bush's fault. Still, I'd eat cheeto pie out of either of his daughter's ass cracks.
warcrygirl - 2004-11-10 09:46:31
I thought they had 47 different words to describe fish.

Slambo, my friend was upset Bush won ONLY because he won't get to see perky Bush boobies in Playboy for at least another 4 years.

It's so nice to know that he has his priorities in order. :)
Barb - 2004-11-10 10:10:22
Hey Warcry, my ex had to go to Haiti when they had their conflict and he was the finance guy there.... well, turns out the Haitians tuck their money in their various cracks and holes to keep it safe (guess they don't have wallets there...) well, can you imagine the filth?????? ugh ugh ugh.
Andy - 2004-11-10 10:47:41
Uncle Bob; I hoep this isn't you....//
Christina - 2004-11-10 10:49:33
The hand cleaner stuff only works if you slather it on and make sure to get under your nails and between all fingers and up past your wrists. (Sorry I am a germ freak, it borders on a phobia sometimes)
vanessa - 2004-11-10 12:04:31
What cosmiccrayola said. Also, it seems like you get sick pretty easily and frequently based on so many diary entries, so why not scrub up them grubby mitts and avoid it altogether?
Jenny - 2004-11-10 12:24:42
Hey, UB, I have to wash my hands umpteen zillion times a day so I feel your pain. Use those gels and then every 5th time or so, use soap and water. Even if you don't think you are coming in contact with anything, you are. Hospitals and nursing homes are crawling with MRSA, which is resistant to antibiotics. You can get it and be a carrier and not get sick until your immune system gets low. You can also pass it on without realizing it. Even people who wear gloves still hand-wash. It's just a fact of life for those of us dealing with people (particularly ill people) on a daily basis. Oh, and keep some aloe lotion in the car so your hands don't get dried out.
carol - 2004-11-10 12:55:22
Okay, warcrygirl, of COURSE he knows they are the same thing. That's what makes it funny. You know UB well enough to know that.
Notorious B.I.N.G.O. - 2004-11-10 16:36:51
I've heard a lot of BAD things about the Anti-Bacterial Gels including that they kill off the natural bacterias on your skin that actually help your body.
tiffini - 2004-11-10 17:46:53
you just have firm man boobs
Melis - 2004-11-10 17:49:09
what you failed to clarify was *which* guy with man boobs-all the men on that show have them!
saidnot - 2004-11-10 22:45:01
I don't know ... "Cuminy Beefy goodness" sounds like Mexican gay porn. ;-)
kt - 2004-11-12 18:08:33
Well, based on all of the administrative cases on elder abuse I have to read at work, oftentimes it is the people who work at those nursing home who create that lovely aroma by their poor care. You wouldn't believe how many times in the past few weeks I have read about shit/feces/festering sores and other nasty ass shit that's going on in some of those places? I love my job. I wish I could have gone to law school to be a corporate whore like everyone else. It was a bad idea to go to try to "help people." So depressing.
Squeakster - 2004-11-14 13:47:54
I don't agree that shit and feces are the same thing. They conjure up different images with feces seeming to be more "clinical". Poop, turds and doo-doo or doody also all conjur up different images. Is it just me?
wakkopsycho - 2005-12-12 21:09:13
yes ur right. let me explain the details. turd it 1 solid thick shit image., doo doo is similar but sevral medium turds, poop it like creamy or small turds, dookie is clustered mush. feces is more of what u see in the sewage.
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