BigpimpinMBA - 2004-11-17 08:56:21
Old Lady poon juice + Uncle Bob = high comedy.
Andy - 2004-11-17 09:00:41
UB is gonna develop a Howard Huges-esqe phobia of germs.
CiCi - 2004-11-17 09:20:18
PURELL....seriously. Not quite as good as washing your hands, but works in a pinch.
Veralynn - 2004-11-17 09:48:55
At least data entry means less moppage time. :)
penelope - 2004-11-17 09:57:42
Hi UB, long time reader - 1st time poster. (I think) I've been on dialysis for years now and when I was first losing my kidney function, I had to do 24-hr urine samples regularly. The dr's intent is to see EXACTLY how much creatine (waste product) you are clearing in a 24-hr period. As your kidneys deteriorate, you don't pass as much waste product as you should - it just builds up in your body and you feel horribly sick. Eventually you will need a transplant, or to go on dialysis.
Kaire - 2004-11-17 09:58:16
Thank you for making me love my job and my life more. I wasn't appreciating either until I came here.
ubergrrl - 2004-11-17 10:09:13
Just remember urine is supposedly sterile. You could clean wounds with it, or something. Damn, I'm with Kaire... I love my job a lot today. Thanks ;)
saidnot - 2004-11-17 10:54:37
Geesh, man. Don't use a machete when a rusty spoon hurts so much more.
awittykitty - 2004-11-17 11:53:06
Maybe you should walk by the health care bitch's office and offer her an ice cold Miller's Light out of your cooler. heh.
Jinxie - 2004-11-17 12:19:49
Damn,'ve been there how long and they're just now giving you gloves to wear? Ew.
Stacey - 2004-11-17 12:26:41
At least you can rest assured you don't have the Worst Job Ever (according to Popular Science, that would be anal wart researcher: )
Kelly - 2004-11-17 13:47:50
I worked in nursing homes for years and those employees deal with stuff alot grosser than urine. I can't believe that any "in the trenches" employee would complain about seeing urine specimens making their way down the hall. I think that front office, pencil pushing bitch is the only one who doesn't like it. She needs to get a reality check or go work somewhere else.
Andy - 2004-11-17 15:03:12
Stacey,I beg your pardon, but I throughly enjoy my job as ab anal wart researcher...Oh man just don't get me started.
Jodi @ - 2004-11-17 15:08:46
Uncle Bob, thought you might enjoy the link I've provided. :) ...and keep those gloves on!!! (*wrinkles nose* Ew!!!)
Dawn (webmiztris) - 2004-11-17 18:10:10
I don't blame you for not wanting to stay late, Uncle Bob. Screw them guys! They didn't give you gloves until you were already covered in poon juice!!!
Roxcy - 2004-11-17 21:23:14
UB just wait until you have to pick up a 48 or 72 hour stool specimen! You'll be begging for that 24 hr urine jug, buddy!
Argentum - 2004-11-17 22:02:51
Glad yer' havin' fun slangin' piss.

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