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Comments:
whore - 2004-12-17 08:50:52
I'm first. I'm a whore.
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Chad` - 2004-12-17 09:07:54
Man, I can't believe you're passing up a chance to work with drunks and crack whores! You could get cheap crack and free booze all day long! Also, Bruce Willis is dead in all his movies.
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Andy - 2004-12-17 09:28:13
I've had the pleasure of dealing with crack whores. They are a silly bunch, I'll tell you that much. One barked at me- Barked -Woof-woof for 10 minutes. She charged me $20 bucks and got no happy ending.
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mattie gee - 2004-12-17 09:49:34
you act like you nevuh worked with crackheads before, Bawby...
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cosmic - 2004-12-17 09:54:32
Look at the bright side. You'd probably get the best deals on new stereo equipment!
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Dawn (webmiztris) - 2004-12-17 11:57:26
Awwww, you're going to be Santa?! Don't forget to wraps your thighs in saran wrap under your suit so the children's piss doesn't have to touch your legs and have fun!!
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a - 2004-12-17 13:14:00
I think we're judging the crackheads a little too much...
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liss - 2004-12-17 13:43:50
what if the crackhouse accepts and wants to overpay you lots of money? that guy could pawn his diamond and start pimping out wheezie if he really wants you. will you feel obligated to take the job?
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Merv - 2004-12-17 13:53:00
Tell me you've seen Bad Santa - it's kind of a requirement now for any kind of public service job during Xmas.
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Andy - 2004-12-17 13:56:54
I wasn't judging. I was relating.
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Tenshi - 2004-12-17 13:58:25
Re:Chad's comment
I think you forgot the free, STD-filled sex part from the crackwhores that can't make their payments this month. Or any month. So free sex for life until you die from HIV or itch to death from crabs. :P hehe
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Jamie - 2004-12-17 14:28:40
So.... you applied for a job you didn't want? Why?
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Jasmine - 2004-12-17 14:59:33
I agree with Jamie; it seems like you're on one endless string of job applications/interviews. I mean, come on, how many jobs to you need to turn down and/or have?!
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Candice - 2004-12-17 17:45:42
Yeah, why would you do that? So you could go laugh at people less fortunate than you?
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Uncle Bob - 2004-12-17 17:53:25
To clarify ... the job interview I went on was from an application I filled out last July for a job with the city. When you turn the application in, various departments in the city are privy to your application and one of the departments (the Housing Authority) called me. I had no idea what the job would entail before I went to the interview. I was under the impression that it was for a clerical position and I was wrong. Still ... I didn't want to be rude and say "This isn't a clerical position? Then I'm history, babe." Hope that clears it up. Right now, my employment options remain open even though I'm content in my current job.
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Libragirl - 2004-12-18 13:08:32
Crack whores - we were just talking about the fun of crack whores at work. Is crack whore one or two words, or does it depend on if it's being used as a noun or not. This is our morning discussion at work. We do love the crack whores.
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Michelle - 2004-12-21 20:15:08
Good luck with that pricing-yourself-out-of-a-job-you-don't-really-want thing. I've done that too but I don't anymore, not since the time about a year ago when the interviewer-I-didn't-really-want-to-work-for didn't bat an eyelash at the insane number I threw at him. Bastards offered me the job anyway... it was a lot of damn money. But it still wasn't enough to pay for the purchase of my immortal soul, so I turned them down, and I'm just *lucky* that the fuzzy-slippers self-employment route has kept me in a decent living ever since, or else I'd never hear the end of the fat paycheck I could have had from my husband.
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bab - 2005-01-14 00:57:02
whatever.
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Abjesive - 2005-01-22 09:38:42
This comments section must be immortalized as one in which the true UB has confirmed reading by commenting in same. My own comment here is hella late but serves an ulterior purpose. Peace!
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holiday gift baskets waltz of flower - 2005-12-31 04:27:41
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