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dalek - 2005-01-19 08:16:47
hayyp b-day UB!
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dalek - 2005-01-19 08:17:46
gosh, i was so excited that i was first i forgot how to type!
happy B-day UB!
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Not Cindy Crawford - 2005-01-19 08:25:18
Happy birthday U.B. and Susie!
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becky - 2005-01-19 08:26:18
Hey uncle Bob, just thought i'd wish you a happy birthday,
"Happy Birthday!"
Even if reading todays entry with a cup a tea and a bit of toast turned in reading todays entry with a slightly 'icky' feeling and the cat licking the toast instead.. at least my cat benifits from your job, and really i guess thats all that matters..
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Dave - 2005-01-19 08:30:38
Happy Bday UB
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mattie gee - 2005-01-19 08:32:31
yo bawby, happy birthday to you sir. and dont worry about handling tha poop; most of us handle shit all day without realizing it. at least you have tangible evidence.
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Sheila - 2005-01-19 08:48:36
Happy Birthday! And at least your new job will be starting soon. Just think, someday soon the poo incident will just be a bad memory.
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Bartacus - 2005-01-19 08:50:43
Happy b-day UB and Mrs. UB. As usual, I only remember because it is MINE TOO!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
How long has it been since the good old days of Xoom and Bobilla?
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Amber - 2005-01-19 08:56:19
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
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emmett - 2005-01-19 08:58:55
Happy Birthday, Bob and Susie! (My hubby and I were also born on the same day [same year]. Cool.) By the way, my sister got so excited that it was your birthday, she went in to labor and gave birth to her daugther this morning at 1:34 am. Yay, I'm an aunt again! Sorry, they didn't name her Bob *or* Susie. They named her Mairen Elizabeth. Still nice though, no?! Anywho... have a great day. :) p.s. I thought that Miss Betty story was funny. :P
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Sarah - 2005-01-19 09:05:05
First of all, Happy Birthday to you and the Mrs. Secondly, I checked Microsoft Word, and "paperwork" is, indeed, one word. (It was one of those situations where the more I looked at the word, I started doubting it myself. I hate that!)
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Squeakster - 2005-01-19 09:13:29
I concur with mattie gee. In addition, I have given a great deal of thought to the practice of "breathing through the mouth" to avoid odor. While you don�t smell whatever it is you are trying to avoid you are also bypassing the filtration the nose provides. And whatever �it� is you are desperately trying to avoid is taking a short cut into your body through your mouth. Conclusion (IMHO): Mouth breathing is cool if you don�t like someone�s perfume but it ain�t cool if the odor is biological.
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Jenn - 2005-01-19 09:34:38
Did you get my eMail and didn't like the contents of it so ignored it or you just didn't get it? HMMMMMm?? Happy Day Bob-o! Hope your b-day wishes of no poop come true!
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Barb - 2005-01-19 09:38:20
Happy Birthday to you, hope your day has no poo, happy birthday uncle Bobbbbbbbbbb, happy birthday to you!
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J.T. - 2005-01-19 09:54:34
Happy Birthday UB! re: Jenn's comment, UB ignore an e-mail? That's pretty commonplace I'm afraid. I sent him a few before and never got a response either.
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Azimel - 2005-01-19 10:11:53
Happy variety of birthdays day, Uncle Bob. Next time (if there IS a next time) there's anything to do with old lady poo... just repeat the mantra of "I'm just playin'" in your head.
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Andy - 2005-01-19 10:31:27
Happy Birthday, you bastard.
I thought of you this morning UB. While driving into work, the minivan in front of me had the plate # "PLOVER". Maybe it means something else, but all I could conjure up was Pee-Lover, and I said to myself, hmmm, UB needs a vanity plate.
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westburian - 2005-01-19 10:32:47
Uncle Bob, suggestion. Go buy some brown paper bags - like the kind you would pack a school lunch in - and carry two or three of those in with you - along with a small stapler. Put your poop samples in a paper bag immediately, fold over the top of the bag and staple the paperwork to it. Out of sight, out of mind, and you might even get commended for your 'organizational skills'. Oh, and happy Birthday. Time flies, I've been reading your column since since before Andrew was born.
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westburian - 2005-01-19 10:36:50
Clueless Andy... Hmmmm, what could the P in PLOVER possibly stand for...??? maybe ummm.....(duh)... 'poontang' :))))))))))
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Gary - 2005-01-19 10:54:16
A geriatric NASCAR race would be really something worth seeing. Happy Birthday UB.
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Fuzzy - 2005-01-19 11:27:19
Happy freakin' birthday UB and Susie!! Hugs and kisses.
I cannot believe I've been reading this diary for so long already.
Oh, and I have to say "amen" to Mattie Gee's comment... as I type this from my desk at a call centre... ugh.
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itsy - 2005-01-19 11:37:22
Happy B-day old guy.
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saidnot - 2005-01-19 12:57:14
Happy to you, Susie, Bartacus, little Mairen and Poe! Don't suppose you got three roses and half a bottle of cognac?
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Michelle - 2005-01-19 13:04:35
You and your wife have the same birthday? Freaks.
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andrea - 2005-01-19 13:08:21
Happy Birthday UB and Susie!
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Emu-Head - 2005-01-19 13:20:48
I'm just going to be totally unoriginal here and wish you a happy birthday.
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Madame Fromage - 2005-01-19 13:27:40
Happy Birthday! May you have a shit free day.
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mary - 2005-01-19 13:35:07
You crack me up. I love reading your journal. I swear you'd make one hell of a funny comedian.
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Desdemona - 2005-01-19 13:53:01
Hey, Happy B-Day to you and your wife...from a complete internet stranger who just happened to drive by!
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Kathy S. - 2005-01-19 14:21:41
I'm thinking that the only thing that might be worse than old lady shit would be old man shit - remember how your dad always used to stink up the bathroom when you were a kid? (Well, mine did and I've been led to believe that this is more or less a universal experience...)
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awittykitty - 2005-01-19 14:26:20
happy birthday uncle bob. If you were here I'd spank you the appropriate number of times. it would be a clothing optional thing of course. My birthday is february 12th by the way, if you want to get warmed up. :-)
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Cruel-Irony - 2005-01-19 15:18:49
Happy Birthday!
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J - 2005-01-19 15:38:36
1) Happy Birthday 2) I think PLOVER might mean Pull Over? But, I don't know. 3) I was visiting my aunt in a Nursing home the other day and this lady in a wheelchair kept yelling "Sandy!"..."Sandy!"..."Sandy!" Finally another old lady in a wheelchair yelled, "Sandy's Dead!" Old Lady #1 said, "Oh." and about 10 seconds later, I heard, "Sandy!"..."Sandy!" coming from Old lady #1 again. Old lady #3 says, "I'm over here, shut up!" And old lady #1 says, "Oh, I thought you were dead." I've never laughed so hard in my life. My aunt I was visiting will be 104 years old next month. The only medicine she takes is Aspirin and Calcium pills. It's amazing.
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Dave - 2005-01-19 15:54:28
Happy birthday! My birthday is tomorrow; maybe since I was born a day after you some of your humor might rub off on me?
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Heidi - 2005-01-19 16:40:11
Happy Birthday Bob! Your such a fun part of my day and tomorrow will be two years on Diaryland and two years reading your entries! Today is my first post in your comments section, it looks like you have lots of fans!
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Allyson - 2005-01-19 16:57:58
Happy Birthday Uncle Bob! Sorry to hear about having to tote shit around, but at least you have the newspaper job to look forward to. Maybe you'll be able to draw a very permanent line.
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scottski - 2005-01-19 17:13:57
passed two milestones, didja? that's gonna require sutures, ol' buddy. crappy pun, yes... no apologies, either. why? i was munching on pretzels when i got to the fossilized shit part. damn near upchucked, UB.
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Ali - 2005-01-19 17:56:18
HAPPY B-DAY!!! Have fun and hopefully no poop.
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grassyknoll - 2005-01-19 18:40:06
Mental note: Never....NEVER....read UB's diary when eating, especially when the diary involves mushy poo and the eating involves mashed potatoes.....
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Pischina - 2005-01-21 08:31:48
Ah Wow, I totally missed it! Happy Birthday UncleB!!!
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liss - 2005-01-21 20:11:23
from pee to poo? its kind of like you've matured from pissboy to assman..
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