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Uncle Bob - 2005-02-09 08:39:57
First.
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Emma - 2005-02-09 08:49:21
Second, and you don't count
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Andy - 2005-02-09 09:03:20
I think UB, you side stepped the real issue here. Wil Farrell is making movies that are celeberating irresposible behavoir, wanton sex, drinking and overall poor fashion style. Jebus Christ. I work hard at my job and go out of my way to avoid irresposible behavoir, wanton sex, and drinking and here is Wil Farrell making millions by shoving it in our face. I blame poor, minority, inner city youths.
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artgnome - 2005-02-09 09:12:53
OMGosh, I'm sure the first day of it, I would be highly entertained, but by day three, a machete certainly is in order. My goodness, turn the poor boy on to Saturday Night Fever and see what happens! hee.
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HRT - 2005-02-09 09:13:15
Jebus Christ? Was that Jesus's little known step brother? The one with the lazy eye, one regular sandal and one sandal with the extra thick sole, a wooden helmet and rode the short donkey to school?
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Squeakster - 2005-02-09 09:28:24
Let him drive AND carry the piss himself today. It should sober him up a bit. Reality check required.
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Squeakster - 2005-02-09 09:31:21
I forgot (again!) also, wash your hands in front of him a lot. Maybe he'll get paranoid.
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Andy - 2005-02-09 09:41:19
Ohhhh. Don't forget to get a CLEAN speciman cup, fill it up with apple juice and and later, when in the car with him tell him how thirsty you are, reach into the bag and drink the juice. Offer him a sip.
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Azimel - 2005-02-09 09:45:28
I was going to say: the kid sounds like a pimp. Minus the hos and the pimp cane. ...I'm sorry you got Psycho Fan Boy driving around with you. Perhaps leaving that picture in the passenger's seat, slightly ripped up with fake blood around it will sober him up as well.
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Andy - 2005-02-09 09:46:16
or take a long sip, swirl it in your mouth like your doing a wine tasting..look at the name on the speciam cup and say "Hmmmm, I think Mrs Jones isn't getting enough insulin." Offer him the cup and say "What do you think?"
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syn_ack89 - 2005-02-09 09:59:50
Andy, you almost made me spit out my coffee. :)
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George - 2005-02-09 10:28:13
Good one, Andy. Just don't mix up the cups. I do a lesson where I teach my 5th graders how much fat is in a Big Mac, etc by pouring 50gm of Wesson Oil into a beaker, then drinking it. Really it's flat ginger ale. Tons-o-fun. Almost got a couple of kids to throw up just watching me.
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Tenshi - 2005-02-09 11:11:14
That's the first thing I thought. Dirty pimp. Anyway, UB, thanks for the laugh, and HRT, thanks for making me fall out of my chair. The laughter started everyone in the lab here at college staring at me. Falling out of the chair caused them to ask me if I was having a seizure.
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Dea - 2005-02-09 11:13:00
Andy that is nasty, but it made me giggle...
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emmett - 2005-02-09 11:34:43
WOW. FUNNIEST.DAMN.ENTRY.EVER. Not to mention... funniest comments ever. Andy... nice. :)
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Kitty - 2005-02-09 11:40:57
OMG you've got to be joking! That guy sounds like he needs to get laid! But what girl would ever date him unless you paid her?? Creepy. And Andy that's a good idea about drinking the "piss." LoL
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tif - 2005-02-09 11:46:30
you should rub his lapel and whisper, "is this real velveteen?"
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Jorge - 2005-02-09 11:54:21
You know what would be too funny? Convince him to let you blow him, and when you finish, look up at him and say "I can't belive you let me do that! What are you? Some kind of queer faggot?!?" Oh lord, I wish I had a nickle for everyone I got with that one...
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Squeakster - 2005-02-09 13:33:07
Welcome back, everyone, to the insane (but not insulting) UB Comments Section. Andy, you've opened a WORLD of possibilties. Spilling the juice... Stopping at the fast food spot and "accidentally" drinking from the wrong cup... Man, my burger need salt then pouring a few drops of juice on it... Pretending to take an emergency whiz into an identical cup and doing the old switcheroo... Fill his head with the Piss Boy Philosophy of Life. Tell him all about how the job and the piss have changed your life. My God, this guy could be damaged for life. Oh, I forgot, he already IS! (And UB, any character from Rocky Horror is better than Jason.)
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Squeakster - 2005-02-09 13:33:24
Welcome back, everyone, to the insane (but not insulting) UB Comments Section. Andy, you've opened a WORLD of possibilties. Spilling the juice... Stopping at the fast food spot and "accidentally" drinking from the wrong cup... Man, my burger need salt then pouring a few drops of juice on it... Pretending to take an emergency whiz into an identical cup and doing the old switcheroo... Fill his head with the Piss Boy Philosophy of Life. Tell him all about how the job and the piss have changed your life. My God, this guy could be damaged for life. Oh, I forgot, he already IS! (And UB, any character from Rocky Horror is better than Jason.)
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Kelly - 2005-02-09 13:52:42
Andy and HRT, right now I look like a epileptic dog trying not to have a seizure as I stifle my hysterical giggles so that my 11 year old (home sick) doesn't think I'm nuts for laughing at my computer screen. You guys were the icing on the cake to this entry. :-)
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Andy - 2005-02-09 14:05:28
Squester has a good idea: the Piss Boy Philosphy. Instead of the new guy controlling the conversations, steer everything back to some Piss related observation. "That's a good point there new guy. You know, life is a lot like picking up piss..." or "Are you married? no? Well, I tell you what, women are a lot like a cup of piss....."
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HRT - 2005-02-09 14:56:04
UB: "hey kid, if you keep your nose clean, work real hard and try not to piss anybody off, or piss on anybody. They might move you up to fecal matter.
"There are two things you need to remember in this business kid:
Number 1
& Number 2."
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Emma "dumbshit" Poster - 2005-02-09 17:36:01
24th!
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Libragirl - 2005-02-09 17:49:44
He sounds scary and strange. Send him my way. I hate that movie. It's just bad.
You so should do the drinking thing, that is classic. And sooooo gross, tell him you read somewhere that Chris Kattan or Will Ferrell (SP?) drink piss on a regualar basis, then drink watered down apple juice, he would so fall for it.
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adlib - 2005-02-09 22:26:28
As I was reading these comments and watching TV, they showed a commercial for "A Night at the Roxbury!" How did you make that happen?
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awittykitty - 2005-02-09 22:42:50
I think you should dress up as Mrs. Doubtfire, UB, but then one of the resthomes you visit might think you were an escapee.
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Andy - 2005-02-10 08:57:33
LAST!
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Nance - 2005-02-10 13:48:48
HRT, I'm still laughing. . .Andy, you're not last anymore. . .UB, ask the new guy whether he watches "Queer Eye" and gush about how much you LOVE that show. . .maybe he'll get the point.
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L33t - 2005-02-24 08:05:13
Why don't you just watch the movie? It's not that bad. It's not 90 minutes of pure jackass dancing and lady bumping, that's actually only about 10 minutes of the whole movie.
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