connex - 2005-02-15 08:56:47
Am I first??
syn_ack89 - 2005-02-15 09:05:04
Darn you and your first!
cheri - 2005-02-15 09:16:40
cosmic - 2005-02-15 09:22:20
Gee, I hope he doesn't know where you live.
Andy - 2005-02-15 09:42:40
Drive him arond today, taking a completey confusing and criss-crossing route. Send him into places that aren't on the route.

"Ok Martin, this next stop if the State Savings and Loan...and piss. Go in, take this note and hurry back out!"

Or take him to a Biker Bar and send him in screaming Flamboyently "I'm here for the bodily fluids!!" Sit back. Watch the fun...
Azimel - 2005-02-15 10:00:02
At least you've been Quoted again for your pains.
Joey - 2005-02-15 10:04:47
Just for my own selfish reasons you need to keep being friends with this guy just for the great read ha ha ha. I think the term "freak show" is putting it mildly. How on God's green earth did that guy get hired? I think you need to urge him to quit the piss boy job and go on Jerry Springer. That guy could fill a Jerry Springer slot for a whole year. Gold I tell you, gold!!!
Barb - 2005-02-15 10:04:53
Good one Andy!
elayne - 2005-02-15 12:15:48
Andy, you made me make a noise that scared the cat!
e - 2005-02-15 13:14:45
i feel kind of bad for martin! he may be annoying but he means well. i think it's sweet he considers you a friend.
awittykitty - 2005-02-15 13:20:59
Martin's got a crush...Martin's got a he'll be dressing like you Uncle Bob...Purple leisure suit with floral print ascot. (sorry UB. Secrets like that are never safe)
fifi - 2005-02-15 13:31:33
I am worried for your safety, Uncle Bob. This guy may yet turn out to be some weird psycho killer(a-ha-ha-ha-ha.A-ha-ha-ha-ha..) run,run,run awaaaaay!! Before he adds your body parts to his trophy collection. Why'd you think he's shellin'out for a new car??? His last one probably smells of ass, on account of the various dissected ass-parts it has secreted under the floor.......
Dave - 2005-02-15 13:38:17
Martin sounds like he may be a compulsive liar, among other things. I wonder if there's some semi-polite way you could suggest to him that there's no need to lie and he might want to get some help? If you'll never see him again, might as well.
Northstar - 2005-02-15 13:45:07
I have an idea. From now on, anyone who comments with "FIRST" or any variation thereof will be shot in the face with an elephant gun.
Squeakster - 2005-02-15 14:20:13
That "First" thing is apparently a UB comments section tradition. Plus, it absolves the commenter from having to truly comment (lest the "first" be wrestled from their clutches whilst they think of and type something witty). Joey, the Piss Boy selection process is very complex. See UB's earlier observation here: (Hint: Having a car that smells like ass is probably self training! )
Maggie - 2005-02-15 14:42:02
You think he'll grow up to be like Randy (aka Freak Show) in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle? "I heard everything you said." See the movie if you haven't, UB. There's boobs!
Amber - 2005-02-15 15:30:06
EWWWWW...I saw Harold and Kumar. Funny, funny movie, but Freak Show was just plain gross. Does sound like Martin could be like him, but do you really think he would have a hot wife?
ZQF8 - 2005-02-15 21:23:28
Admit UB, there's just too many similarities: Martin = Pervy! That's why we haven't heard about him in so long! His new UB code name is "Martin". It's all starting to come together . . .
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