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Comments:
cheri - 2005-02-28 08:05:48
1st?
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Brandi - 2005-02-28 08:05:55
You're such a slut. Join the club.
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lucaluca - 2005-02-28 08:15:42
UB, if I learned anything from Pretty Women it's that you should never let your tricks kiss you on the lips. See, because you might fall in love...
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onewetleg - 2005-02-28 08:29:25
it gets easier after the first time. there is good college fund money to be made in the sex worker business, ub. get busy.
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Tenshi - 2005-02-28 08:37:20
...... damn it UB, you should have submitted about 15 minutes earlier. Between the time that it took me to get from my house to college, there are 4 people here already. Damn!
Anyway... you're an old-lady whore. NOW who needs the chastity belt, Mr.Kiss-my-cheek-and-my-ass? :P
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Lola - 2005-02-28 08:42:04
My boyfriend is in a cover band and he lets dirty, skanky girls bump and grind all over him, all to get more people to come to their shows so they get more popular so they can play at the better clubs. I'm pretty sure all entertainers have to lead on the ladies, so don't feel bad.
PS: A trick from my bf - wear a thick THICK layer of chap stick so in case a girl sneaks in a kiss on the lips, you can just scrape the germs off. Also, he likes to wear two pairs of underwear (briefs under boxers) in case people try to stick their hands up his shorts or pull his pants down or something.
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-02-28 09:20:48
You are such an unbelievably hot slab of man meat. Now go home and shower off the erotic smell of CVS old lady perfume.
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Squeakster - 2005-02-28 09:33:54
Quit yer snivlin'! You're a P. I. M. P. Pimps UP, Hoes Down! (or is that Hose Down?)
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rice - 2005-02-28 09:38:44
ha yea i can just imagine that conversation. yea baby, those girls ARE total skanks. the only reason i let them touch me is so i can get ahead with my music. Really!!!
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cosmicrayola - 2005-02-28 09:42:39
REminds me of my brother's favorite joke when we were kids. What's grosser than gross? Kissing Granma goodbye and she slipps you the tongue. Ewww
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Karen - 2005-02-28 09:49:04
They were legally blind and senile. Of course they love you.
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truth - 2005-02-28 09:58:25
you are so full of yourself, uncle bob take a long look in the mirror, and then pinch yourself, none of that happened lol.
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Dave - 2005-02-28 10:37:56
You'd better hold on tight when we go hittin the hay. You'd better hold on tight and pray!
I'll be harder than you husband, I'll be harder than your man. I'll hit you with my 20 inch, 'till you can not stand!
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Al - 2005-02-28 10:39:59
A picture is worth a thousand words....I want to see Helen's hat.
I luvs me some hot granny's in a hat.
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purplecigar - 2005-02-28 10:53:12
A whore who will get hired again is, at the very least, a SMART whore adept in the ways of the "suggestive selling."
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Barb - 2005-02-28 10:59:16
Hey now. I used to BE one of those ladies at the over 40's dance club! I landed me my husband there! But I did NOT try to pick up the DJ. I have my standards! (hee hee)
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Ironbull-2 - 2005-02-28 11:21:16
Bob, you rascal. You still got it.
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Lando - 2005-02-28 11:45:59
i bet you smell like old people now.
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Granpa Jones - 2005-02-28 14:40:10
"I love a man with a thick neck." Whew! That got me soooo hot!
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Chris - 2005-02-28 16:08:41
Wow you are a slut! Except it really isn't a slut, you get paid! Work it as Uncle Bob the Chippendale!
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Jon Stalker - 2005-02-28 16:33:34
Not just any whore - a whore who services old ladies !Q!!!!!
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Kagemi - 2005-03-01 00:24:05
If it's really going to his college fund, tell your son this story when he comes to you all, "Um, Dad. Some friends and I are starting a band, and I don't, like, think I'll really have time for college seeing as how we're gonna be the next Beatles and all..."
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Man from B.I.N.G.O. - 2005-03-01 04:39:22
You'll have to excuse me Unkle Boobies, I was really tired when I read your entry and I kept reading the old lady as the "hOt lady" instead of the "hAt lady" Opps.
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delivery - 2005-10-12 07:25:20
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