Comments:

Tenshi - 2005-03-02 08:40:16
OMG OMG OMG!! FIRST!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah. Old lady stink.
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Elevenhi - 2005-03-02 08:48:14
That chicken soup smellin STANK-mmmmm,got some crackers??
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Andy - 2005-03-02 08:48:36
Head lice make baby Jebus cry.
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Mike - 2005-03-02 09:06:40
First laugh of the day will probably be the best I have all day: "That's not come," I whispered back. "It's urine droplets." BWAAAAAAAAAA! Thanks, UB!
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Kara - 2005-03-02 09:17:55
I read this in class, laughed out loud, and got a dirty look from the teacher. Thank you UB. Now I'm never going to be a lawyer. :P
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CV - 2005-03-02 09:29:33
A friend introduced me to your site. Very funny yet a tad bit strangely interesting evening at the church.
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Sandra - 2005-03-02 09:43:11
That's why I renounced the church long ago.
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colleen - 2005-03-02 09:54:17
First time poster!! Thanks for the laugh! My four year old (which by the way was born the day after your sweet babe) kept asking me why I was laughing at the computer. Why oh Why can't you still be recapping at TWOP????
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Azimel - 2005-03-02 10:11:54
Note to self: making "getting head" jokes right before talking about little old ladies... wrooooong...
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awittykitty - 2005-03-02 10:26:46
think how different the evening would have been if the women had to come in and touch the men's heads. :-)
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HRT - 2005-03-02 10:38:25
I have to confess, it does make me a little sad to see that you just don't get it. But, I promise not to say "I told you so" after the rapture.
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Leslie - 2005-03-02 10:59:19
HRT: are you serious? Please tell me that my sarcasm detector is broken this morning.
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Justagirl - 2005-03-02 11:51:48
UB you made me giggle... it was great. Leslie, he is always like that, he's a wee bit pompus... and by wee bit I mean very.
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-03-02 11:53:50
"Those are urine droplets", "Chernobyl Factory". There's no topping that.
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LisaJ - 2005-03-02 13:41:09
What the HELL church do you belong to???
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Goldy - 2005-03-02 13:41:50
LOL!!! Luv today's entry!
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BuzzBomb - 2005-03-02 13:54:32
Man that is some WIERD ASS SHIT your wife is doing! But I still think you should have skulled Granny, just a bit. Mighta brought back some fond memories for her. And recurring nightmares for you.
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iwillsurvive - 2005-03-02 14:50:31
Hilarious! Did you ever find out WHAT you were doing? Was it laying on of hands, like a spiritual healing of some sort? And what was the scroll about? (I am not a heathen, but sometimes I play one on the internets)
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Cold but calm Canuck - 2005-03-02 15:07:10
OK, that's about the weirdest superstitious crap I've ever heard of. Got snakes? I watched Passion Of The Christ. I wish I hadn't.
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cosmic - 2005-03-02 15:17:26
Ok, I gotta say that Andy's "Head lice make baby Jesus cry." Totally cracked me up!!! That was as good as the entry!
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Stalker - 2005-03-02 18:14:50
wierd wierd wierd story.
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Jamie - 2005-03-02 19:59:00
Hahah, this has got to be one of your better ones. The only better one that I can remember was (and here's where I sound like a stalker....wee!) a few years ago, when you were dumb enough to go to walmart the day before back to school. But this one is pretty good. Wait... why where you putting your hand on their heads? Is this some turbo-christian metaphor I don't get?
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mousemilk - 2005-03-03 05:36:04
Thanks for restoring my faith in Judaism.
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Damien - 2005-03-03 20:26:29
I'll bet that's the last time you read one of those church newsletters. Brrrrr!
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Amber - 2005-03-05 14:38:18
I couldn't stop laughing! Thank you for writing this. The combo of sacred vs. profane was perfectly done and your frustration was abundantly clear. WOW! My husband reads you regularly and sent me over. Pretty funny stuff, Bob, thanks. :-)
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Paige - 2005-03-05 21:24:14
<"The only "moving" I was planning on doing was grabbing her ears and yanking her head toward my crotch as a small joke."> Oh, my GOD! Cracking Me UP!
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tootie - 2005-03-06 03:50:59
i needed the laugh, thanks uncle bob!
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tootie - 2005-03-06 03:51:01
i needed the laugh, thanks uncle bob!
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Seattle Suz - 2005-03-07 16:16:36
More disturbing is not the hand-on-head action, but that there are over 400 women showing up weekly for this gawdfearing insanity.
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D - 2005-03-08 14:12:13
Okay, for someone who believes in all of this stuff, it isn't as weird as you might think. Don't forget that all Christians believe it's theoretically possible for a woman to get pregnant whilst remaining a virgin. Accept that, and a lot of this other stuff seems low-key. That being said, when I go to the hands-in-the-air did-ye-git-heeled services, I usually make sure I'm a 'catcher' so nothing too weird happens to me. (I stand behind people whilst they're prayed over and 'catch' them when they are 'overcome' by the spirit. And finally - the urine droplets thing. That's brilliant. Zoinks.
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