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Barry - 2005-03-21 08:05:44
As Emeril might say..."BAM!"
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Sue - 2005-03-21 08:40:48
As your unofficial travel agent, should you decide to take that cruise, let me recommend the Carnival Conquest. It sails out of New Orleans and is beautiful. It's decorated with a French Impressionist theme, so there's lots of pretty stuff on the ship. Plus, their Camp Carnival stuff is AMAZING. Andrew will have the time of his life on that ship.
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IV:XX - 2005-03-21 08:59:10
Third!!!
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Kara - 2005-03-21 09:01:16
Hooray for tax returns!! Love ya, bye.
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Tenshi - 2005-03-21 09:06:07
I can see it now, Sue.
Andrew, running on the poop deck of the ship, dressed like Louis from Interview with a Vampire. Saying, "Father, father! Why do they call it the poop deck? Is it really covered in shite?"
(Yes, Shite.)
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IRS - 2005-03-21 09:14:59
Writing off steaks, my ass. Now, I'm looking into every DJ-ing business in Alabama extra hard. You're going down, Bob. Way down.
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cosmic - 2005-03-21 09:26:18
Laser beam light? Way cool and also tax deductiable.
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Evil Stepmother - 2005-03-21 09:42:34
Congrats on the tax return. I am now on a mission to start a business that will let me do the same.
And not to be a buzzkill, but I feel I have to say something. I've seen you write in this space about how you used to be all lax about details and you had a couple of freaky incidents with people calling. Since then, you've been pretty vigilant about not giving away identifying details about you and your family.
PLEASE tell me you do the same for your friends. Because if that was that guy's real name, every troll with a free minute and an internet connection is going to find him in your town and start harassing him, prank calls and the like, about the drug dealer thing. And possibly worse, like find his employer. And that would suck.
Other than that, THANK YOU for the "undecided" rant. Alabama's pretty and all, except Birmingham, and at least one town in particular has some kick-ass wide residential streets, but come on. Call in when you have something to say, you self-important ass.
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Kitty - 2005-03-21 11:35:32
Mean Girls is such a funny movie! I thought I wouldn't like it at first bcuz it has Lindsey Lohan etc etc. But actually my mom was the one who told me to go see it bcuz that movie shows how so many girls in the past & today act. Like bitches!
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fatsterminal - 2005-03-21 11:39:51
i just came in to comment on the privacy issue, but it seems evil stepmother was one step ahead of me...props.
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Uncle Bob - 2005-03-21 13:15:12
All names have been changed to protect the innocent in this diary since 2002 except for my wife and child who don't really care what I write about them.
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Squeakzilla - 2005-03-21 17:39:44
Maybe the "undecided" were wrong numbers. You know, people that called and then hung up. Or people that called and gave a lengthy, conflicting or prank response. I think the poll was destined to be inaccurate because the hawkish would be predisposed to WANT to call while the doves wouldn't bother. Yay for UB's Schedule E.
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Chris - 2005-03-21 18:47:27
The undecided and error rates are built in so that the makers of the poll can claim things that aren't true like 78% Bush Approval Rating (+/- 77.9%)
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Jamie - 2005-03-21 19:50:23
Yeah, you gotta love Mean Girls. And it's pathetic how I'm exactly the stereotypical sexually active band geek that they portray.
Good times.
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Heath - 2005-03-22 00:24:23
It's Schedule C and Schedule A that he's most likely getting breaks on. He probably isn't even filing a Schedule E unless he has rental property he hasn't mentioned.
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Paige - 2005-03-22 00:47:01
How fetch about your taxes, Uncle B!
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Becca - 2005-03-23 03:27:38
Don't fuck with the IRS. Just don't. Was that woman a CPA? I'm betting she wasn't, and she's talking out of her asshole because she wants to do you a favor. DON'T claim shit that isn't legitimate for your business. I had a boss who worked for them. They automatically red flag ANY return where the person claims to be self employed, no matter how small their business. Especially if the deductions go way up from the previous year, but the profits stay flat, or even go down. And don't think you can get away with starting a "business" for the sole purpose of writing shit off. I can't believe there are people stupid enough to try and pull this crap. It aint worth being audited. And once you've been audited, and things look fishy, they may decide to go back over your itemized deductions from the previous seven years worth of returns. Hell on earth doesn't begin to describe it. And there's a big tax bill with penalties and interest waiting at the end of an audit. DON'T DO IT!
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Becca - 2005-03-23 03:28:40
Don't fuck with the IRS. Just don't. Was that woman a CPA? I'm betting she wasn't, and she's talking out of her asshole because she wants to do you a favor. DON'T claim shit that isn't legitimate for your business. I had a boss who worked for them. They automatically red flag ANY return where the person claims to be self employed, no matter how small their business. Especially if the deductions go way up from the previous year, but the profits stay flat, or even go down. And don't think you can get away with starting a "business" for the sole purpose of writing shit off. I can't believe there are people stupid enough to try and pull this crap. It aint worth being audited. And once you've been audited, and things look fishy, they may decide to go back over your itemized deductions from the previous seven years worth of returns. Hell on earth doesn't begin to describe it. And there's a big tax bill with penalties and interest waiting at the end of an audit. DON'T DO IT!
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tips - 2005-12-31 06:21:07
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