Jeremy - 2005-04-04 08:50:06
first, bitches!
IV:XX - 2005-04-04 09:28:43
You're gonna get points, just not reckless driving kind of points. I got ticketed in some tee-tiny shit town in Mississippi once and I called the Clerk of the Court (who assists the Judge of Probate) to see what I could do to keep points off of my record. He had me write a letter explaining that I had repaired the 'defective equipment' and to enclose an extra $10. They took the cash and changed my speeding ticket to a defective equipment citation. The key is to stress that you are a careful driver and all you want to do is keep points off of your pristine record. If they refer you to a local lawyer tell them that you don't have the cash for one, being a responsible breadwinner and all. (The lawyer is one of their buddies, so no lawyer jokes.) And call TODAY so that they know you are serious about taking care of this.
not sqeakster - 2005-04-04 09:30:19
THIRD - you ho's
Andy - 2005-04-04 09:34:00
You know Uncle Bob, if you wife had any senes at all, she could've gotten you out of the ticket...if you know what I mean.

I guess she's just not a team player.
crazy friend - 2005-04-04 09:49:14
I was the passenger in a car once and when the police officer asked my friend (who was driving) ... "Can I see your lisence?".... my friend replied "Can I shoot your gun?" We laugh about it now, but dang was that the worst 4 hours of our lives !
BigPimpinMBA - 2005-04-04 09:50:25
You should have unzipped your shirt and shown some cleavage with a nice new $20 bill in there.
Kate - 2005-04-04 12:24:29
You're lucky for having a police officer that let you off some - I got a 90 in a 55 and didn't have a cop at all concerned about points on my driving record..
Berto - 2005-04-04 13:55:59
My older brother once got pulled over for speeding in GA, with NY plates, no less. But when Buford T. Justice told him that "Nothing goes that fast through this state" and spit out some Skoal juice, my brother made the $600 mistake of saying "Well, General Sherman did." So kudos for your self-restraint.
Squeakzilla - 2005-04-04 14:27:52
You're roadkill cause you were an "out of state" driver. They know it's highly unlikely that you will travel back to Pisswater County simply to go to traffic school or whatever other scheme they've concocted to make you think you're getting a fair deal. Psst! Andy, are "senes" anything like "loads of personality"? (old joke)
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