E - 2005-05-10 08:40:09
Could I really be first?
E - 2005-05-10 08:42:54
What I wanted to say was that I actually like the DCVDP. Prefer it even. Perhaps if you keep buying it you will learn to like it...
BigPimpinMBA - 2005-05-10 08:51:48
Here is the ending to Bob's entry... Bob runs out quickly, flinging the door open so fervently, he knocks over Dennis from across the street, who was just about to ring UB's doorbell to sell him a bag of peanuts to benefit a girl with vaginal cancer. (Even Dennis is in on the scam) Bob is forced to take Dennis to the hospital, where he bumps into his Piss-Boy replacement, strung out with very red, swollen eyes from a healthy overdose of Swamp Juice from a fog machine at a party that UB had DJ'd the previous weekend. Bob takes the new Piss-Boy under his wing as associate editor and brings him to the breakfast meeting. Drunk Assed Jamie replaces UB with Piss-Boy and UB has to go back to toting piss again. The end.

That was way longer than I had intended on writing.
Andy - 2005-05-10 09:10:18
Only homosexuals and liberals drink DCVDP. Time to rename this diary "Auntie Bobs". Anyhow, here's your ending punch line to the entry...Ready?

If your sister has a girl, you should name her "Denise".

Of course, if it's a boy, then you got to name him "Danephew.....Thank you. Thank You. I'm here all week.
Andy - 2005-05-10 09:12:30
Chiller, at least you don't have a back hoe and jack hammer pounding through your window all day. Christ. :^)
Scott - 2005-05-10 09:21:24
I still say the baby's gonna be black.....and retarded.
Barb - 2005-05-10 09:37:05
Oh God, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Andy, you da bom.
Squeakster - 2005-05-10 10:09:48
Give Nextel a couple of months before you conclude just how good or bad the service is.
Squeakzilla - 2005-05-10 10:39:35
me, previously.
Elyse - 2005-05-10 13:27:07
Ugh, I HATE DCVDP too. I frothed with excitement upon seeing it had hit the shelves of 7-11. What a letdown. Not to mention the resentment I felt at missing an under-the-Diet-Vanilla-Pepsi-cap chance at a free iTune.
Darius - 2005-05-10 14:39:52
Hey UB, most stores WILL let you purchase just one at the same per-item price. It does depend what store you're purchasing the Dr. Pepper at, of course. I know Albertson's and Walmart will give you the same deal if you buy one even when it's advertised as a twofer special.
Chris - 2005-05-10 15:30:33
Mr Pibb Rocks
Fuzzy Grey - 2005-05-10 16:17:19
Chris, you are the anti-ChrisT.
onewetleg - 2005-05-10 23:46:01
and the cow was returned to its rightful owner. good night.
Kagerou - 2005-05-11 03:55:00
I do the exact same thing. There are foods I don't like, but I apparently think that I'm obligated to like them, or that I'm just on the verge of liking them, so I keep buying the garbage. I always wondered if anyone else did that. I'm hoping that some world-renowed psychologist will find out what the hell makes us do that. I'm willing to bet it has something to do with our respective mothers.

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