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Comments:
jafer - 2005-05-14 20:08:57
I'm hoping that you were joking with them when you were saying that babies come out the same place as women pee.
You do know that women don't pee out of their vaginas don't you?
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malzie - 2005-05-14 20:15:23
Second!
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Rita - 2005-05-14 20:46:28
Ten to one, the very reason the organizers hung on until YOU gave it up was precisely so they COULD hang you on a technicality. Don't let 'em get away with it. If they try to not pay you because you "failed to meet contractual obligations," let them prorate the fee for the evening, then stick 'em for a extra $500 for babysitting.
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Rita - 2005-05-14 20:46:47
Ten to one, the very reason the organizers hung on until YOU gave it up was precisely so they COULD hang you on a technicality. Don't let 'em get away with it. If they try to not pay you because you "failed to meet contractual obligations," let them prorate the fee for the evening, then stick 'em for a extra $500 for babysitting.
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Sue - 2005-05-15 09:17:58
Sounds like "Candy Shop" is the "Afternoon Delight" of the Oughts. Twenty years from now, those kids will hear "Candy Shop" and think about how they loved singing it as a kid, then what they lyrics actually mean will hit them and they'll be all, "Man. I can't believe I sang that in front of my parents! Why did they let me listen to that?" while letting their kid listen to some song that's just as bad, if not worse.
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Squeakzilla - 2005-05-15 10:54:37
Sue, you're right. Every generation has it's esoteric "do the nasty" anthem. UB's point is that today, it seems they just let it all out in the open. No secret decoder ring required. If things continue as they have been, what's in lyrics today will seem mild by comparison in the future. I mean, there are only a few more places to go, lyrically speaking, if you know what I mean!
UB, play the music if you have it.
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Northstar - 2005-05-15 17:30:44
Hey, UB, next time you link us to some lyrics, pick a better site with fewer pop-ups. That sucked pretty hard.
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SmAsH - 2005-05-15 19:31:50
Right on brother, you tell those organisers whos boss. And I totally agree kids don't need to hear shitty songs like candy shop, that song is just a fad piece of crap. They'll give up on it and move to another song in a few weeks anyway. My wife places the damn song constantly and it shits me ey. Perhapse you should have told those lil bratz where babies come from, somehow I don't think they would have bothered you anymore and the organisers probably would have sent you home, inwhich case they couldn't argue about you not getting paid now could they? I mean they sent you home didn't they....*winks* Anyway, enjoy and know you're one funny guy...
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Tenshi - 2005-05-16 00:09:29
Seeing as how UB has a wife and a child, I'd hope he'd be that in-tune to his wife's functionings.
Anyway, now I finally understand why my fiancee's little brother is forbidden to listen to that song... ew. I cannot believe 50-Cent put that shit out for kids to listen to... :\ (Well - I guess it's the "Great Balls of Fire" of the late 50's... stupid incestral Jerry Lee Lewis.. ugh)
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urethra - 2005-05-16 01:59:17
You insert your penis into your wife's pee hole? Maybe that's why you were so old when you finally had a kid!
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goodgollylolly - 2005-05-16 11:23:40
people he was joking about the pee hole.....
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deborah - 2005-05-16 13:15:13
Firefox is your friend:
http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/central.html
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