Kat - 2005-06-07 07:50:56
We will miss you while you are on vacation.
moonfaeryy - 2005-06-07 08:03:02
second...have a great time in Hell....
Sheila - 2005-06-07 08:03:44
There's actually a lot to do, especially for young children, in Hot Springs. At least water is involved in your vacation.
Stevie - 2005-06-07 08:54:21
As a refugee of the restaurant industry, UB, I can tell you without reservation (get it?) that Ramsay's act is no act. Most head chefs are in a permanent state of rage over the knowledge that they can't aspire to the job of Galactic Emperor because that job was filled a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. So they take out their frustration on anyone who drifts into range: their own employees, co-workers, superiors, owners, customers, small dogs, children... And speaking of science fiction, wouldn't it be a shame if your "Karaoke Signal Feed Integrator Mixing Amp" blew a fuse, either just before or just after your arrival in Hot Springs? I'm sure the singers would be disappointed, but I'm equally sure they'd get over it. Maybe they'd go drown their sorrows in a hot spring...
Gordon Ramsey - 2005-06-07 08:59:42
Your lawn is a worthless pile of crap, Karaoke boy. I'm banishing you from my kitchen to Hot Springs, Arkansas as punishment.

Oh wait...
Kim - 2005-06-07 09:06:39
Hot Springs really was a big vacation site. Spas were built over the natural hot springs in the area, but when it started getting passe a lot of the places closed, and then a few of them were taken over by the National Park service.
Andy - 2005-06-07 09:25:28
TV and watching the grass grow. You know UB.... I think you do need a vacation. It sounds like you are just wearing yourself to the bone. I'd cut back on the grass watching a bit...don't want to strain yourself....

Don,'t forget to pack the laser light show of death, and the hip crackin' slip slidin' bubble machine O' fun, . Oh....they will squeal with delight as your snow machine covers them in a winter wonder land of pure Arkansionan delight.
Barb - 2005-06-07 09:31:05
Oh God, my coffee almost came out of my nose!
Squeakzilla - 2005-06-07 09:35:55
But isn't DJ'ing what you do when you work? You can't go on vacation and work at the same time. Yeah, I've heard of the "working vacation" and IMHO, it sucks except when you are getting paid mega bucks to do it.
Confessional: The Reasons Why I'm Going To Hell - 2005-06-07 09:47:33
Have a good vacation. Will look foreward to Photoshopped pics. :)
The Boy - 2005-06-07 10:34:00
Enjoy your time at the "Hot Springs" spa, or as they call them anywhere else.. the male-only bath houses
fifi - 2005-06-07 10:40:02
Gordon Ramsay is great. He doesn't suffer fools gladly, and he has high standards. He's not pretentious, and yes, he swears rather a lot. What's not to like,UB?
Whinerhater - 2005-06-07 10:42:32
BATED breath, dear. As in "abate": to stop slowly, to ebb. A person with bated breath" has let their breath ebb in anticipation of being able to breathe again when you reveal the fabulous whatever. Of course, Hot Springs may have some examples of Bait Breath. One never knows...
Divaah46 - 2005-06-07 10:55:09
Try not to get too whacked out by the in-laws. You only married Susie, not them, after all. Enjoy the Hot Springs baths when you can. I hope little Andrew's ear healed up okay. See if he'll share his DVD player with you.
Kitty - 2005-06-07 13:25:26
I think Gordon Ramsey is damn funny! I love his in your face attitude & he lets EVERYBODY know how it really's great that he cursed out that annoying waiter boy who didn't understand that cooking in a kitchen w/ no AC (for the red team) is a very demanding task. As for him being mean to the customers, they should of known what they were getting into by eating at a place w/ wannabe chefs, so haha to them too. Portable dvds players are a Godsend on long road trips! Hope you have a fun vacation in Arkansas, I'm going to Vegas!
Beelzebub - 2005-06-08 07:37:53
And welcome to your First Level!

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