JudyU - 2005-06-30 07:50:50
WoHoo! I'm number 1!
fifi - 2005-06-30 08:00:00
So, now your workmates are gonna Google the word "BLogger", eh? Stay shtum, or you'll blow your luck. Hired any kilts yet??
Napolean Dynamite - 2005-06-30 08:21:29
Way to rip off my "yessssss", you IDIOT.

I need a fly tux to pick up my date for the dance in.

Vote for Pedro.
Scott - 2005-06-30 09:18:12
I think the neighbors' kid would have a better chance of living if his mom and dad weren't brother and sister.
Karen - 2005-06-30 09:22:59
I look forward to your first man to man wedding fitting. That'll be good reading.
The Boy - 2005-06-30 09:40:58
I look forward to the first WOMAN you have to fit a tux to... I imagine the inseam sizing will be exxxtra-difficult that day.
JW - 2005-06-30 10:10:24
Napoleon, you can't even spell your own name? For shame.
Andyt - 2005-06-30 10:28:35
Well UB, let the neighbors know that if the worst happens, you know a great place to set them up with some formal wear for the funeral. But be classy about it, maybe just put a 20% off coupon in a bervement card and slip it under thier door?

I know. I know. I'm going to hell for that comment. I just hope the handbasket is big enough for my fat ass.
onyx - 2005-06-30 11:57:59
I'd worry about you if you DIDN'T worry about this kid. Congrats on your new job! At least it's better than piss boy. Now we get to start calling you penguin man.
fifi - 2005-06-30 12:07:47
You could claim they misheard "that "bugger" at the airline, who got fired.. you know, for misdemeanours with a German shepherd. Yeah, that'll put them off the scent. Andyt, you could wear Chlamydia as an aftershave with that attitude.
laura - 2005-06-30 13:25:02
My little brother was born a month early with pneumonia and a collapsed lung, almost immediately caught bronchitis on top of that, and spent a few weeks hooked up to tubes and wires in the hospital. There was no lasting damage and he's 31 now.
angie - 2005-06-30 14:28:41
Parents usually tend to become overprotective of children who, at an early age, develop a serious illness. Thus necessitating a need within the child to rebel. Doesn't that suck?
Ari - 2005-06-30 14:39:06
Man, this entry has got to be the funniest stuff I have ever read. I am literally guffawing it up at work and I just might cry.
Triumph - 2005-06-30 16:27:16
Ari -- this is for you.... why was Michael Jackson seen in K-mart.... he heard that boys' pants were half off ! ..... laughing yet ?
Cosmic - 2005-06-30 17:47:41
I hope the neighbor's little boy will come through fine. Believe it or not, children come through things that an adult wouldn't. I will mention him in my prayers.
Whinerhater - 2005-06-30 18:01:13
My boy was born two months premature, and half of one lung collapsed almost immediately after the birth. They can re-inflate it, though; and he is now a healthy almost-two-year-old. No worries, UB -- modern medicine is way cool.
Kagerou - 2005-06-30 19:15:15
As someone who worked in a formalwear shop for a while, I assure you - yes, they'll all do that. Every time. They also seem to like talking about hair a lot. I got more compliments on my hair in one week of work than in my whole life. Weird.
Tux Renter - 2005-06-30 19:39:22
Here's the flip side...When my husband went to rent a tux, the tux people, apparently so bored out of their minds, just had to, NEEDED to know what he was renting it for. We're not real talkers, so it was annoying every step of the way. "What event are you going to?" "OH! Are you in the bridal party?" "Do you get to do a speech?" Goddammit, yes, now feel up my husband so we can get out of here....
fifi - 2005-07-01 03:31:40
You have to get hold of video of The Fast Show. OOOoooh! Suits you sir! I'm guessing that this might get you lynched in Alabama.
Do what? - 2005-08-24 21:29:39
What do mean he's putting his parents through hell and back? As for as I know, babies don't do shit like that on purpose.
David - 2007-05-26 01:53:15
This is gonsalez music site - best music site in da world.
David - 2007-08-09 08:28:53
This is Agape blog site - Interesting blog.

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