Comments:

Tenshi - 2005-07-05 07:54:11
Oh, wonderful UB! You can finally go buy a copy of HL2 and join the rest of us s-o-b's in the world of CS:S! (You'll understand those abbreviations once you buy the game. Go. Now! Run! Go!)
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-07-05 08:44:06
"the same old exploding balls of color" - Sounds like that same old porno tape my roomate used to watch in college.
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IV:XX - 2005-07-05 08:53:40
I've found that the trick to having a satisfactory pyrotechnic experience is to get CLOSER... You should be close enough so that pieces of the spent shells float down and cover you like charred pixie dust. After seeing it like that a couple of times, everything else is just * * y a w n * *
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Barb - 2005-07-05 10:14:26
Weee I'm #4! Eat your heart out, all you other wannabes!
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Lauren - 2005-07-05 10:28:37
There are new fireworks, actually. They came out with these new color changing ones that hold in the air for literally 30 seconds now. I know, woooo. Exciting? Guh.
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That Girl - 2005-07-05 11:28:07
I so gonna fly you out to be my DJ for the next party I throw. Man, I give the DJ a long long list of artists, say "Play anything by these guys. Nothing else. No requests. Ill be happy to print up a sign clearly blaming myself." Every single time the stupid DJ plays something not on my list of okays because someone requested it. Then I get mad at him and the hordes of people who now also want a request get mad at him. I dont understand it. Im so hiring you next time.
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Dawn (webmiztris) - 2005-07-05 11:43:28
cool! will your new computer have spinning rims on it? that would be neato. ;) hey, uncle b! there are a couple of new firework inventions - I saw some that exploded in the shapes of hearts...and stars!! woot!
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Fireworks are dumb - 2005-07-05 11:54:12
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/040902/fireworks-are-dumb.gif
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Sheila - 2005-07-05 12:08:24
Some of the fireworks I saw last night spelled out "Happy 4th" and some were planets. Besides, I believe in the simple things in life.
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Calm Canuck - 2005-07-05 12:22:54
Hope you murricans had a happy 4th, we had a great 1st up here. My lady and I took a cooler of beverages out on the Ottawa river in my canoe and watched our fireworks from directly beneath. As 4-20 said above, we were covered in charred pixie dust. That is why we call murrican beer sex in a canoe - fucking near water.
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Calm Canuck - 2005-07-05 12:22:57
Hope you murricans had a happy 4th, we had a great 1st up here. My lady and I took a cooler of beverages out on the Ottawa river in my canoe and watched our fireworks from directly beneath. As 4-20 said above, we were covered in charred pixie dust. That is why we call murrican beer sex in a canoe - fucking near water.
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me - 2005-07-05 12:24:39
so my cousin ended up having a baby on the 4th........and it still has no names....any suggestions? the only one i have left is number 2.
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Traumatized for Life - 2005-07-05 12:57:45
Actually, Bobbo, the fireballs thing HAS been used. I attended a patriotic music concert to be followed by a fireworks display one merry 4th. The weather had hovered near 100 degrees for two weeks. The fireworks were set up in a field of sun-baked dry grass across the street from the concert. All day the police went around getting in the faces of anyone drinking beer because "drunks are safety hazards." At sunset, with a dry wind rising, the fire department set off the first of the fireworks. The entire fireworks display fell over and exploded all at once in a huge, multi-colored GA-BOOM. The bone-dry grass immediately caught fire and, driven by the rising winds, was soon out of any semblence of control by the firemen running through the weeds with their garden hoses. The huge crowd had to be evacuated from the area due a an immediate danger of being burned alive. I was sure glad my personal safety had been assured by getting those damnable drunkards out of the area so that the responsible authorities could do their jobs in a calm, competent manner, as befits such a holiday.
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Traumatized for Life - 2005-07-05 13:03:02
One little typo and the entire entry is ruined. Now I know how the firement felt. Fuck me, anyway.
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Calm Canuck - 2005-07-05 13:41:19
Traumatized for Life - 2005-07-05 13:03:02 One little typo and the entire entry is ruined. Now I know how the firement felt. Fuck me, anyway. Maybe. Send a photo.
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Kelly - 2005-07-05 15:41:50
Great you shoud take the $50 off of what your Brother in law owes you. Then he'll only owe you $1450.
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Fuzzy Grey - 2005-07-05 19:42:10
See, what I don't understand is why men get all pissed off when women are nice to guys who buy them stuff/give them money...(not necessarily you, but in general) but THEN, they let major altercations go by the wayside because so-and-so can get one a GREAT deal on something that one really wants.... it's one of those double standards.
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Blue Meany - 2005-07-05 21:11:02
Hey! We've got fireworks that explode and cause fires! They're called "mortars" or "rockets" and they actually land on our camp and kill people! Whee! I, for one, would be fucking THRILLED to see a regular firework this year. Since you asked.
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Susan - 2005-07-13 12:01:17
OMG.... I have G5 MAXED out and Im in love
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