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Comments:
darcy - 2005-07-15 08:05:03
At least there was no *cupping*! Muahahahahahaha As a chick, I can say, I sure as hell wouldn;t want to do that either.
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adoring fan - 2005-07-15 08:10:34
Log. huh huh huh. Log.
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they say - 2005-07-15 08:47:14
once you measure black...........
hee hee I knew it was true, my boyfried is such a liar!
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IV:XX - 2005-07-15 08:50:13
first you measure one side, then you take your hand and move everything over, then you measure the other side...
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John Holmes - 2005-07-15 08:50:44
Wait until you have to measure me.
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Jeremy - 2005-07-15 08:52:03
yeah, you'll get aids.
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artgnome - 2005-07-15 09:04:38
funny, I've measured inseams for years, working for two men's clothing shops and I never came in contact with a man's package. I would swallow your pride and ask one of the other workers to show you how it's done. Then practice on them. And before you know it, you will be proud of how good you are at it.
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Andy - 2005-07-15 09:13:02
The whole sticking his schlong down your throat, and bobbing your head back and forth reapeatedly while making soft gurgleing noises as you measured his inseam was completely unecessary UB, but hey, it's nice to know you guys go the extra mile.
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Rookie - 2005-07-15 09:38:09
That is exactly how they measure inseams in soft core movies. If you take your shirt off and try to be a little more sensual, I'll bet you'll be scoring in no time.
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The Boy - 2005-07-15 10:15:37
Tenth... and next time you want to get some strange in the office, get a camera to post the forbidden goodness on the website, plus... practice on the dudes at work, not the ladies, unless they are packing a broomhandle. Thirdly, you are now RIPE for a prank by co-workers where the guy comes in wearing sweatpants, pitching a tent...
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awittykitty - 2005-07-15 10:24:52
When I worked in retail, I briefly worked in the undergrament dept. and wouldn't you know, I had to measure newly blooming teen girls for their first bra. Gah. I felt so pervy measuring little kid boobs, like, um, what part of the nipple area do I strap my tape measure over? It was very traumatic. They finlly put me in electronics.
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Dawn (webmiztris) - 2005-07-15 13:06:39
maybe you should ask them to hold the tape under their nuts themselves and then you cna measure down to the ankle yourself. that way you wouldn't have to touch their junk.
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Mr. Practical - 2005-07-15 13:56:51
I'm kinda wonderin': can't you just ask they guy what size pants he wears? Jeans and slacks have inseam measurements, too. Does a grown man not know what size pants he's wearing? I mean, once you reach a certain age the length doesn't change. Although, sadly, the waist does.
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Confused - 2005-07-15 16:00:03
Isn't there some reason why they ask what side? Doesn't it make a difference?
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Fuzzy Grey - 2005-07-15 18:57:13
There's a strip club out here that has full nudes, and they have one room for women another for the men... and the men.. mostly black... oh my dear sweet jesus... One guy, shit you not, down to his knee... and he was a TALL guy.
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penis - 2005-07-16 01:09:07
penis
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fifi - 2005-07-16 09:28:56
Some day, when Andrew gets measured for a tux, you'll want whoever does the tape-handling to know what he's doing, and not to embarrass your boy. Your customers need you to be a grown-up about this too, and not a sweating homophobe! And.......kilts!!!
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Amy B. - 2005-07-16 15:16:02
So, so funny. You poor thing. I don't think I could do that either!
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Amy B. - 2005-07-16 15:16:37
So, so funny. You poor thing. I don't think I could do that either!
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Orsim - 2005-07-16 18:50:25
It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood....
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What a big weeney! - 2005-07-16 23:14:23
Tell the truth, did you get a woody?
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Injured Reader - 2005-07-16 23:17:41
Falls from chair laughing... bumps head on desk... can't catch breath *snort*
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michelle - 2005-07-17 03:10:42
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
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