Joey - 2005-08-04 07:01:01
Holy cow! First!
Blue Meany - 2005-08-04 07:15:01
Andrew reminds me of my husband, except more obedient. Take that how you will, I know what I mean. By the way, I've been highly enjoying all the Suck Ass Poems ... what a great fucking idea (from ages and ages ago which I just discovered).
mnlady1962 - 2005-08-04 08:47:06
My daughter had a "love" while in first grade. He used to kiss her on the bus. We STILL tease her about it, even though she's in her fourth year of college.
xx - 2005-08-04 08:47:55
your kid is gonna be one fucked-up adult with you as a dad. keep up the homophobic paranoia, though - I'm sure it will have GREAT results!
Stevie - 2005-08-04 09:53:03
Do you think it's right to pay less than what a used car salesman has decided?
Andy - 2005-08-04 10:33:06
"...I DO have a conscience."

I am very disapointed. You were my d-land idol and now I find you have feet of clay....
IV:XX - 2005-08-04 10:40:25
The insurance company makes their money by keeping expenses low, and this concept is drilled into their adjusters every day. Their first offer is just that, an offer. If you can show them some reason why your car was worth a little more (new tires, low miles, extra clean, etc.), they will easily come up 5-7%. Not much, but every bit helps. The faster you settle, the faster they can yank that rental car, thus keeping expenses low. And they will try to make you sign a medical release before giving you that check. Before you sign it you had better make sure that your wife and kid are OK because once you sign your rights away they're gone. Gone, gone, gone.
The Boy - 2005-08-04 11:38:15
"There's no sense pushing the peter up his butt an inch more just so I can have leather seats in the new van." greatest line EVAR!! oh, and xx is ajackass... Andy'll be screwed up because you like Korean hookers, be as paranoid as you like
Andy - 2005-08-04 11:44:45
No, I love korean hookers too. It this whole morality and consience thing that I'm having trouble with.
Meany again - 2005-08-04 13:34:03
Wait ... are you saying there's something "out of the mainstream" about liking Korean hookers? What about if they're midgets?
Jamie - 2005-08-04 14:05:30
Your son will make some women very happy one day. There's nothing better than a man who knows his place.
Jamie - 2005-08-04 14:06:46
Oh, something I forgot to mention - I had a 'love' that used to kiss me in the second grade. It was more secret, mind you, but still. He turned out gay.
Cruel-Irony - 2005-08-04 14:35:46
The thing is that, when your car is totaled, you're entitled to be compensated for what you had which is a car that was not new, had depreciated in value, etc. Even if you were in a brand new car, you wouldn't get full value because it depreciates as soon as you leave the lot. The part that sucks is that the compensation usually doesn't enable you to replace your vehicle without spending some of your own money.
onyx - 2005-08-04 17:10:27
You moral bastard, you!!
zz - 2005-08-04 19:02:20
andy, i think the boy was Probably referring to andrew, UB's son. and xx, yes, what parent wouldn't want their beloved child growing up into the pain and torture that is homosexuality? i mean, it's a dream come true.
Carolyn J. - 2005-08-04 20:20:34
"I take the Golden "An", and I put it in the tan van. I take it to Dan, who takes it to Fran. Yeah, that's the plan." "That's the plan?" "What, who said that?" "My name is Stan, I'm the man. You just got 15 years in the can for stealing the Golden "An". Let's go." "Aw, I shoulda ran."
Nicole - 2005-08-04 23:11:22
Be careful with these auction cars. My dad goes to these auctions as well. If it is an unbelievable deal it may be a car that was in an accident and has been repaired. Sometimes they actually cut two cars in half (one had the front end wrecked, the other had the backend wrecked) and they put them together. Not exactly what you had in mind...
stan - 2005-08-05 07:25:30
i thought you mentioned a coupla entries back that the little lexus-driving punk had insurance. oh well. slide him that extra inch...he deserves it for admitting guilt at the scene! :)
Whaaa? - 2005-08-24 21:19:43
Enjoy Andrew having a girlfriend now, because that boy is going to be a fag when he gets older!
Squeakzilla - 2005-09-13 11:33:32
I am bitter (and very, very LATE)! Screw the insurance companies. Insurance is the only thing that you pay for hoping you'll never, ever use. When you do use it you anticipate being screwed by them one way or another. Insurance companies gladly take your money and then try to wiggle out of paying what you pay them to cover. They are evil. Necessary, but evil just the same. As far as their recovery from the individual that is at fault, it will be a limited effort at best anyway. You would not have caused this guy anymore financial trouble than he was capable of paying. (I WORK for an insurance company and SCREW THEM!)

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