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Cap'n Ganch - 2005-08-18 07:48:59
Try this one on for size if you're looking for a modern doozy.
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Kim - 2005-08-18 07:59:23
I got another one for you:
http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/reviews/rev137.html
It's so worth it.
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babylona - 2005-08-18 07:59:26
I must recommend Night of the Lepus, an old favorite of mine. Plus, Bones! (if the link didn't happen, it's this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069005/)
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Kara - 2005-08-18 08:12:51
I watched the Mystery Science Theatre version of this movie about 7 years ago and my life has never been the same since. Also worth watching is Frankenstein Island. A truly horrible waste of two hours of your life.
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Greg Mizer - 2005-08-18 09:10:11
I just ordered the best thing ever. I found two used boxed sets of 50 sci-fi and 50 horror movies on DVD for 15.00 each on Amazon. Last night I watched Gammera, TheINVINCIBLE! A movie about a flying turtle that eats fire and the boy who loves him. My whole family used to watch MST3K every saturday on channel 2 here in MN. I am just glad there are still people who like crappy movies.
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michelle - 2005-08-18 09:24:10
ya wanna "good" bad movie? "The Forbidden Zone". it has Herve Villechaize AND Danny Elfman in it. now THAT'S a classic!
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Craig - 2005-08-18 09:49:43
You Can't Stop The Music starring Steve Gutenberg, Bruce Jenner and...wait for it...The Village People, is a movie that's on my worst list yet I watch it all the time.
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Heather - 2005-08-18 10:16:27
You've got to see "Yor - The Hunter From the Future". Read some reviews on it, they're hilarious by themselves. As one of them said, "if you're a connoisseur of bad movies and you haven't seen Yor, then you're not a connoisseur."
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Jenny - 2005-08-18 10:29:28
I LOVE Manos. Although I've shown it to a few friends since my first viewing and it hasn't gone over well. Neither did my Showgirls party. Most of my friends seem confused as to why I spend money on these things. Anyways, Entertainment Weekly did a great story on Manos earlier this year.
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Julia - 2005-08-18 10:34:13
You've obviously never seen 003 1/2, a James Bond rip off with a dwarf (or is it midget? sorry, I know not these things) as "James Bond" who battles Very Bad Disco Dancing and Kung Fu Fighting People in the Philippines. The little dude even gets naked to get his freak on with a woman three times his size, only you then realize he has a nipple the size of a grapefruit. And then he leaps off of a balcony with an umbrella to escape the Very Bad Disco Dancing and Kung Fu Fighting People...but the special effects budget must have been two bucks. All you see is a rag doll falling to the earth from about eighteen floors slapping into the side of the building. This movie is the coolest movie EVER!
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riding - 2005-08-18 10:40:12
http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
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steve - 2005-08-18 10:52:06
Plan 9 from outer space is pretty bad. One of my faves!
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bean - 2005-08-18 10:55:18
3 words.... evil dead 2... i guess thats 2 words and a number.
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Jenna - 2005-08-18 11:03:01
I saw "Manos Hands of Fate"!! But it was the one where those guys/robots? from Mystrey Science Theather 3000 were making fun of it. That movie was horrible! Another really bad one is "The Head That Wouldn't Die." Or maybe it's "The Brain That Wouldn't Die." It's funny bcuz in the beginning of the movie it has one title & then at the very end it has a different title. Go figure. Another HORRIBLE movie is "They." But I NEVER recommend that one!!
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sockgirlie - 2005-08-18 11:21:26
I just had a Manos party a few weeks ago. It was a huge hit. You forgot to mention the random people making out in the car for 18 hours!
If you liked Manos, I recommend 'Truth or Dare: A Critical Madness.' Simply horrific and therefore AWESOME.
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Dolores - 2005-08-18 11:32:57
Until recently, I considered "Showgirls" the worst movie I'd ever seen...until I saw Mira Nair's "Kama Sutra"--yes it's serious, but it's so very, very bad. It's not even funny bad: it's, like, "we're naked and it's maybe a little bit hot, but it's ARTISTIC. AND SERIOUS." And bad.
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adoring fan - 2005-08-18 12:04:23
You should try "Dead Alive" super cheesy horror. It has a zombie rat monkey. It's directed by Peter Jackson and you know he'd pay good money to make this pos go away.
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Digitalsoap - 2005-08-18 12:16:14
I think the worst, and yet best, movie of all time is "Nude For Satan". It's an Italian cult horror movie from the 60s or 70s. Basically about an american doctor who gets caught up in a haunted house with a chick who gets naked a lot and raped by giant styrofoam spiders. Seriously. Look out for it. I'll look out for Manos.
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Digitalsoap - 2005-08-18 12:20:33
Also on the Peter-Jackson-awful-movie line, check out "Meet the Feebles". None of my friends like it and I love it. Muppets on crack! How can that not be amusing?
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Blue Meany - 2005-08-18 12:58:16
Thank you! I am always looking for horrible movies to inflict on my loved ones! I shall order it directly.
By the by, I'm sure you've seen "Reefer Madness"? Because that, too, is gut-implodingly hilarious.
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J - 2005-08-18 13:08:51
U.B. have you seen ERASERHEAD? You should. Trust ME.
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Perry Como's German Crack Whore - 2005-08-18 13:32:52
"The Devil's Rain." This crapfest not only stars William Shatner as the good guy and Ernest Borgnine as the devil, but also has a 12-year-old John Travolta. It is staggeringly, terrifically BAD.
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Manos - 2005-08-18 14:15:47
Wanna read a hidiously bad diary every morning? One that will make you want to swallow your keyboard because choking on electronics is definatly better than reading another crappy word? You can gasp for breath and laugh at the amazing stupidity of the template and color scheme!
http://unclebob.diaryland.com
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Rita - 2005-08-18 14:18:54
Heather's right. "Yor:Hunter from the Future" is wonderfully bad, and has given my husband and I many lines which we use to this day (having first seen the movie many, many years ago). To wit:
"Come. The women prepare a feast for you." "Take me with you, Stranger!" "Damn talking box!" Also, I was always in stitches at how the prehistoric women had mascara, eyeliner, eyelash curlers, etc. at their disposal! But as bad as it is (and it is wonderfully BAD, and worth a MST3K kind of evening with friends) it's probably not in the top five of all time bad movies, seeing what has been mentioned here in the comments!
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Kim - 2005-08-18 15:46:18
"Curse of the Kimodo" all sorts of stupid fun. we just rented it from Blockbuster and couldn't stop laughing. gotta love a bad movie! i think it should have been called Curse of the Commode-o... it was THAT bad!
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Greglicious - 2005-08-18 16:21:16
The Mystery Science Theater 3000 version is twice the funny with the guys riffing it. Me and a few friends just watched it recently. Teh Ultimate Funny!
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-08-18 17:36:06
Hey now, even *I* know that 700 pennies do NOT equal $6.00. That would be ... uh ... um ... hmm ... hold on, I'm counting ...
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Megan - 2005-08-18 18:58:34
Wait a minute... I'm intrigued by Perry Como's crack whore. What's the story behind that?
You haven't really experienced bad until you've seen Plan 9 from Outer Space. That movie was so bad, I just wanted to cry for everyone involved in its production.
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chi tai toe - 2005-08-18 19:25:17
http://imdb.com/title/tt0117821/
killing people with your braid - priceless.
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awittykitty - 2005-08-18 20:19:23
Worst movie ever? All 80000 Movies of the Week ever made with people like James Brolin and Judith Light on Lifetime. Torgos was my first boyfriend, incidently.
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erin - 2005-08-18 20:45:08
My favorite bad movie is definitely SleepAway Camp. All three versions are pretty bad, but the "twist" at the end of the first is hilarious.
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zz - 2005-08-18 22:35:23
you need to watch lifetime. when you make a new movie once a week, you're guaranteed to have some super quality bad movies in there. in particular, "the perfect neighbor" and "she's too young" come to mind. it may be women's television, but i'm not lying when i say it's good times for all.
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Shannon - 2005-08-19 00:44:48
you all do realize that UB is right about Manos being the worst movie of all time... i mean, even IMDB.com say so!
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Callie - 2005-08-19 12:35:14
If you like bad movies, you should watch "Student Bodies" if you haven't seen it already. I saw it on USA's Up All Night with Gilbert Godfried (does anyone else remember that?!). It's an 80s comedy making fun of horror movies, but it spouts off crazy lines like "horse heads make me hot" and "garbage makes me hot." It's ridiculous, but great for a laugh (I own it). Another one would be "Manitou." It's so bad, I'd buy it just to get another laugh out of it! It's supposed to be scary, but it's just freakin' hilarious!
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saidnot - 2005-08-19 18:12:04
Sounds great! I could stick it on the shelf with "Squirm" and "Frogs." Yes, I own both. What of it? Then I need to get "Ssssss." Though its hard to search because I'm not exactly sure how man Ss are in that. ;-)
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Ali - 2005-08-22 12:34:22
My older bro got me the MST3K version for Christmas and it was so bad we almost fell asleep about 5 times.
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random - 2007-07-19 07:57:37
My sister bought this vampire movie from walmart for a dollar. And not that the acting wasn't bad enough, when they were supposed to be "feasting" on the human flesh. They just started smearing red jello on their faces. It was awful. I will ask her today the name of it.
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