Comments:

adoring fan - 2005-09-22 07:10:01
Well UB, where do you work? Obviously not as a joke writer. Love ya!
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Shelly - 2005-09-22 07:42:41
okay, UB... Now I'm really confused.. I'll admit it doesn't take much but... YOU don't NOW or have NEVER worked for a tux rental shop?? Well.. I'll be damned... Please elaborate!! {{{Huuuggss}}} Shell... PS Your joke was really kind of disturbing...
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Tennesee Tuxedo - 2005-09-22 08:08:17
THIRD!!!!! Yes you do UB! You's the guy who steams all the wrinkles out of 'em.
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Barb - 2005-09-22 08:20:45
He's a writer for LOST....
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Shear - 2005-09-22 08:22:58
Ok...I'm trying your *joke* out at the salon today...if I lose customers over it...that's your ass.
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zoot - 2005-09-22 08:27:47
what the hell?
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dj-michigan - 2005-09-22 08:38:32
You posted this????? found in your files??? so wtf? Im confused...lucy you got some explaining to do? Leaving me to wait on the customer. "I need a tux for a wedding," he said. "Ummmmm ... okay," I said cautiously. "Do you know what style you'd like?" "Whatever style the bride's already picked out," he responded. Ah. Yes. Of course. I checked the computer for the bride's name, found out what style and color the guy's tux was supposed to be and then swallowed big.
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mo - 2005-09-22 08:39:21
So.....were you really piss boy? That seemed plausible. It doesn't matter what you do that's your business. Be good.
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Sniel - 2005-09-22 08:57:01
Why would you make up a job? And is that the most entertaining job you could come up with?
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Andy - 2005-09-22 09:11:33
Fluffer for the Alabama porn industry? Yes. It all makes sense now.

UB drunk on cough medicine with lil Andrew as proof reader could come up with a better plot for Lost than the crap that was servered up last night. However it's not as bad as CSI: Miami. You know, I hope David Caruso lives in Gavelston.
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mae - 2005-09-22 09:21:02
I got your joke, she lost 50lbs so now she's back to simply being ugly as a dog. It's a move up.
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awittykitty - 2005-09-22 10:05:17
I heard Kirstie Allie pitched a new tv series idea. She gets LOST on a tropical island with aliens. Its called "LOST: I'M STILL A FAT ACTRESS AND NEED A LOT OF ATTENTION FOR MY OVEREATING PROBLEM". Sadly nobody picked up the series.
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The Boy - 2005-09-22 11:42:20
UB is a pimp... Korean Hooker ass all over the southeast. but he really DID grab a guy's junk when sizing him for pants... it was a trade thing to get his #2 girl back from Silky Johnson the head.pimp.in.charge
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Meany - 2005-09-22 11:54:48
Man, now I feel like I did when my husband told me he'd lied about cheating on me to see if I'd confess to doing anything wrong myself ... my reality has been skewed! O, confusion -- what else hast thou in store for me?
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flicka - 2005-09-22 12:06:27
i have to admit, i laughed at your joke.
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2005-09-22 12:29:20
Maybe UB didn't get fired, he just got told he had to tell us that so we would stop talking about drunk jamie
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2005-09-22 12:32:02
Stupid comp...i had a post written and now i have to come up with another one...hey what if ub never got fired, he just had to tell us that so he wouldn't get fired and so we'd stop talking about drunk jamie
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losing-control - 2005-09-22 12:37:20
You're the first man to lie to me today.
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Barb - 2005-09-22 13:01:41
ANDY, you better take that back... LOST rocked last night.
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Megan - 2005-09-22 13:11:26
You never worked for a tuxedo rental shop, Uncle Bob? I feel so lost, now. What is everything? Black is white, up is down. I.. who are you? It's like we don't even know who you are anymore, man. By the way, your Kirstie Alley joke is pretty funny.
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Andy - 2005-09-22 13:32:56
Barb, what are you retarded? Drunk? Lost sucks. Sucks. Sucks. Sucks.

It's the suckiest suck show that ever sucked a sucker. Boy does that show suck. Suck. Suck. Suck.
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Andy - 2005-09-22 13:35:13
P.S. Lost sucks!
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Tabitha Havercock - 2005-09-22 14:24:45
The Kirstie Alley joke is funny because its true!! BTW she totally was responsible for the down fall of Cheers!
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Andy - 2005-09-22 14:38:09
(cheers sucked)
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fifi - 2005-09-22 15:05:10
You never worked in a tuxedo rental shop. Still. KILTS!!!!!
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bobeany - 2005-09-22 19:09:30
so, meany, did you admit to boinking uncle bob while UB told his poor long-suffering wife he was "working in a tuxedo shop"? i hope so because, wow what a shitty thing to do to someone you "love".
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tophermo - 2005-09-22 19:57:01
Oh hell no. Are you telling me that last week while getting measured for a tux and I asked the guy, who had his fist in my crotch, "You ever hear of Uncle Bob?", and the guy answered "That's me!" you... or rather he was lying. I knew I shouldn't have blown you... or rather him. Damn it!
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errr - 2005-09-22 20:46:57
why did the blonde snort sweet n low?? she thought it was diet coke see - i can tell great jokes like you!!
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Andy - 2005-09-23 00:25:59
I suck.
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Duh - 2005-09-23 03:08:52
So, who is Kirstie Allie??????
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Barb - 2005-09-23 08:09:50
Andy, I was going to tell you you sucked, but you beat me to it! :o) LOVED LOST.
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Humungus - 2005-09-23 09:57:30
Thirty-second!!! Wooohooooo!!!!
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Barb - 2005-09-23 10:32:10
Andy, I admit it. You are right. I've realized that LOST sucks. I am a moron for thinking otherwise. I only wish that I could make it up to you somehow. I love you and want to have your child. Please forgive me.
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Andy - 2005-09-23 13:51:47
That's great Barb. I accept your appology. Thanks for the offer to bear my children, But I have to decline. And please stop calling me. I'm sorry, It's just not going to work out between us. You need to be strong and move on and I'm sure some day you'll meet someone else. Good luck.
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Meany - 2005-09-23 15:00:14
Bobeany -- you totally guessed it. It was better than admitting that I boinked my entire platoon. Also, I've always had a thing for men who pretend to make a living measuring inseams.
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Fuzzy Grey - 2005-09-23 19:34:16
Are you saying you totally made up the thing about touching a black dude's cash and prizes??? Is it because you secretly want to feel up a black guy? Is there something your wife should know?
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John Calvin - 2005-09-24 07:58:24
I can understand that you would want to keep some things private and not reveal them to your legion of fans. Ommission I can understand. But why deliberately lie to your readers? Why not just not write about your job? Bob, you're getting lame.
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