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Shizanester is fizerst! - 2005-10-17 06:52:48
Never got to be First before. Hell yeah. Luv ya U.B.!
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Erin - 2005-10-17 07:07:03
Ya see, i would have just dumped the left over meat in the brits drive way, or garden, and left it to rot in the sun, and then scream "yeah! Have your own fucking block party asshole!". Plus, Brit's dont say "throw another shrimp on the barbie mate" thats supposed to be aussies. Cept us aussies have never heard of a shrimp. We call 'em prawns. Ah, the irony.
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Liesal - 2005-10-17 07:09:40
Cor Blimey, Luv-a-duck..Why don't you just go over and tell him your real sad he's off..us brits had to be made to feel guilty!!!
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artgnome - 2005-10-17 07:29:56
oh my, I also have one of those dysfunctional smoke alarms. the apt. managers just put another battery in and 2 weeks later, off it goes again. I have solved it by removing it. I have two others that are doing their job quietly. I only put it up for Section 8 housing inspection in the spring.
no wonder that brit is living in Texas, England probably ran him out. hah.
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KARMA - 2005-10-17 09:29:04
I'm a BITCH! I gets ya back for being mean to them drunken ol' hags who screech and holler through "Feelings" heh.
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Andy - 2005-10-17 09:40:45
Steal the sign. Sleep with his wife. Give his dog laxatives. It all works out.
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Shear - 2005-10-17 09:46:48
Placing hundreds of garden gnomes and pink flamingos in your yard should make his property value decrease a little bit. Fuh shizzle.
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Sandra - 2005-10-17 09:51:10
Artgnome- Alabama, not Texas.
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-10-17 09:51:54
Let us know how your crotch is making out after your kung-fu kick. Maybe a guest entry from Bob's junk?
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Perry Como's German Crack Whore - 2005-10-17 09:55:50
UB, I'm speechless. You're going to sell me your house?? Squeals of joy!!!
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Barb - 2005-10-17 11:38:16
Oh UB, I'm so sorry. What is WRONG with all of the rude people these days?
We had our 25 reunion picnic back home.... one gal with money offered to host it. Now, mind you, we had a graduating class of over 500 people. People RSVPed to this thing. She was gracious enough to let me stay at her home for the weekend. I went with her when she bought all the food. She PAID for all the money. You wanna know how many people showed up Friday night? About 20. And Saturday? I think 8. She had ALL THAT FOOD. I felt so bad for her. People just don't understand. Don't even get me going about weddings and RSVPs. We had tons of food and booze left over at our wedding, all paid for for people who said they would be there. Oh well, the food was great. Their loss.
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Squeakzilla - 2005-10-17 12:39:16
Alls I can say is: WELCOME BACK UB!!!
And, I FEEL your pain.
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me again... - 2005-10-17 12:58:14
Find the model number of your smoke detector and then find instructions on cleaning the sensor (on the internet). Since it is outside your boys' bedroom, I wouldn't fix it with a sledge hammer or anything unless you have its replacement nearby.
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The Boy - 2005-10-17 13:33:03
UB .... get every whacko friend (even Drunk-assed Jamie) to call the Brit's house to schedule an appointment to see it.... and never show. that and have your party-goers call from the dance floor at 2 am.... that guy is rude as hell........
revenge : win :UB
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Meany - 2005-10-17 13:44:40
I could send your neighbor something menacing from Iraq if you want ... maybe some donkey porn? An ass for an ass, y'know! (I know. I am So Funny. Ha, ha. Go, me.)
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fifi - 2005-10-17 14:21:32
I feel for you. Losing a neighbour who has fucked you over in some way, don't get too overjoyed. The next people to move in will have a whole new repertoire of ways to make you hate them. Don't get me started on neighbours. *Spits ginormous loogie* (ps Thanks, Meany, for adding the word "loogie" to my vocabulary! )
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Jasmine - 2005-10-17 15:36:46
Am I the only one who thought the Brit was some sort of Aussie pirate? "Throw another shrimp on the barbie, matey!" Those damn pirates - always spoiling the fun! The only way to avenge your block party name is to do something equally as horrible as being a two-faced liar; I suggest throwing that screeching smoke alarm through his bedroom window - that'll learn 'im!
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me again...AGAIN - 2005-10-17 16:31:09
Don't hate me but, I am surprised IV:XX didn't chime in to tell UB to teach Andrew to crack the window when he was smoking at night.
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Jessica - 2005-10-17 17:52:51
Brits are a weird lot. Tell them to stick their Eastenders up their asses. God, I hate that show.
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Vixen - 2005-10-17 20:29:54
You could get the Brit to plan/host the next block party, spend money on food and see how he likes it!
I had a fire alarm like that, had to toss it out because it was broken.
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Sabrina - 2005-10-17 20:43:06
Bob, we also had a chirp happy smoke detector. Some houses have a master one in the attic, try poking around up there.
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cosmic - 2005-10-17 21:13:24
chirping smoke alarms can happen because a little dust gets in there and when the humidity goes up, the dust gets damp and makes the alarm think somethings wrong. Replace it. We have 110 units where I work and they go wonkey like that on occasion and replacement is the only safe answer.
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fifi - 2005-10-18 05:46:12
trust me, Jessica, there are plenty in the UK who hate Eastenders too!
Comments that are anti-Brit, are almost as clever as anti-American, or anti-Jew, btw.
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