Joey - 2005-10-20 07:48:59
FIRST! You know what's worse than hoity toity neighbor women who drive SUV's? Hoity toity neighbor women who drive mini-vans! Hate em!
Gazoo - 2005-10-20 08:24:39
I call shens on the whole British neighbor thing! (and anyone who still wears a scrunchie has no business being hoity-toity about ANYTHING)
Carrie - 2005-10-20 08:38:33
Good luck in the birthday :) Gotta love kids' birthday parties, ugh. I hate hoity toity neighbours, my whole town is full of them LOL!
OzAndy - 2005-10-20 08:39:54
Get Drunk , crank your stereo with sex pistols version of god save the queen while dancing naked around a burning union jack it wont change the outcome much but they may lower the price to offload it quickly in which you can get a great deal on an investment property
Perry Como's German Crack Whore - 2005-10-20 09:55:07
UB, you are a great dad, seriously. And FUCK your neighbors -- anyone who is truly au courant (like Gazoo up there, no joke, hi babe) knows that scrunchies are more white trash than Journey, Bad English and White Lion COMBINED.
The Boy - 2005-10-20 10:05:45
after attending college for 4 years with the future hoity-toity Society Girls of New York's elite I can tell you one thing is universal about them.....and they don't like to admit it, but each one I was friends with LOVED them some backdoor anal lovin'. so sit back and smile about that, it is the great equalizer..... :)
Dea - 2005-10-20 10:35:40
Oh UB can I come to Andrew's birthday, I want to jump around in an inflatable thing-a-ma-jig!! Puhlease. And, just a side note on the scrunchies... clearly, CLEARLY these women do not watch sex and the city cause that show has DETAILED how scrunchies are, hmm, not so much, shall we say. Anyhow if you don't watch it then you can't be hoity toity cause you're so wrong. HA HA HA, not really, but scrunchies, went away with the last millenium, even before that, they were fading as I gradded from highschool (1995). (I hope your wife doesn't wear them, but she can be exempt at home cause she's a busy wife and mother, you know taking care of you and all that, hee hee...)
Squeakzilla - 2005-10-20 11:33:46
I deeply suspect some things are euphe-"mystic" (I think I made that up). Similar to "tuxedo rental". Where oh where is that secret decoder ring?
Heather - 2005-10-20 12:18:40
OMG!! They are all hoity toity and they still wear SCRUNCHIES?!?!?! that case you should just point and laugh when they drive by. Because that is just FUNNY!!!
Heather - 2005-10-20 12:22:47
OMG! They are all hoity toity and they are still wearing scrunchies?!?!? In that case, you should just point and laugh when they drive by because that is just FUNNY!!! Oh and just in case someone thinks this could be a southern throw back thing.....I live in Kentucky and have known better for YEARS!!!
Andy - 2005-10-20 12:36:46
"... Susie's little scam on screwing with their heads..."

Otherwise known as interfering with a major financial transaction. But what ever....stuck up snooty british ass raper faggots.
jenn - 2005-10-20 12:42:07
omg, im so jealous....i so want a cool birthday party like that.
rockboots - 2005-10-20 13:38:44
I think you are going to have a great party all kids love jumping ballons, wish I was closer to you guys I could take my jumping bean. By the way the best way of screwing the neighbors is: when ever they have sombody over to see their house, you and your wife talk to the people and make sure you complain about all the negative things in the neighborhood (even if you make stuff up), you know things like -"oh and you didn't taste the tap water right? Good! it taste kinda funny" or you do annoying things out in the front yard while they are there. I'm sure they will have a hard time selling. Even a ghost story will work. Fuk the brits!!
Fashion Whore - 2005-10-20 14:02:54
You can't be serious about your neighbors wearing scrunchies. I didn't think they sold those after '95.
Scrunchy-Wearing-British-Snob - 2005-10-20 15:14:31
I can't wait to move away from you and your trashy inflatable party.
Meany - 2005-10-20 15:35:48
ANy kid who doesn't like to jump around like an idiot should just be sent to boarding school right now, because s/he is never going to have any fun in life anyway.
DanjerusKurves - 2005-10-20 16:27:58
Best of all, you won't have to clean up all the birthday-party-food that the little devils will puke all over the inflatables.
fifi - 2005-10-20 17:35:15
Heh, the most memorable British scrunchie-wearer that springs to mind just now is the lovely Vicky Pollard, of that show you hate so much, UB, Little Britain. But she is so much the antithesis of what the poor bitches in the SUVs are aspiring to, that it is funny as hell.Somebody should tell them.
Meme - 2005-10-21 09:58:00
1st !
weaselly - 2005-10-21 10:44:08
Yes, be glad you don't have to clean up after the birthday party at Pump it Up. My niece worked at a place like that during highschool and she always referred to the Bouncy Castle as the "pee palace."
The Boy - 2005-10-21 14:41:33
Meme = fail

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